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If your Father’s Day reminds you how much your father has ruined your life, you can pick a fictional father. Store bought is fine!

Are there good fictional fathers? Someone rec me a new dad please

My go-tos are Chief Brody from Jaws, Alfred Pennyworth, and Gomez Addams.

Michael Landon from Little House on the Prairie.  Not like RL Michael, ‘cause I hear he was a bit of a whack-job, but I always wanted to be someone’s ‘half-pint’.   Or Jack Klugman.  Or, if I’m feeling adventurous, maybe Doc Brown?

Sir Samuel Vimes! Sheriff Jack Carter from Eureka. And Ryoji Fujioka, Haruhi’s dad from Ouran, who can double as your mum, which is a nice bonus. 

And for those of us who just don’t want to think about dudes in a paternal way AT ALL and/or have queerphobes as parents, remember that characters like Debbie Novotny from US Queer As Folk exist and would totally love to be your new parent who is your fiercest ally no matter what.