berry-muffin:

“Bruce was trying to teach Thor to knit and-”

“Stop. There are not words to describe all the ways that that sentence is wrong. No. I can’t-” Tony pressed a hand to the muscle twitching beside his eye. “No.”

Steve ignored him. “Bruce was trying to teach Thor to knit, and they decided on a tea cozy he could give his mother-”

“Please stop. Please, Steve.”

“And it didn’t go all that well, it was a little lopsided and not mom-present worthy, so Bruce was trying to cheer him up and find something else they could use his work for, and they settled on a hat because it was already the right shape, but it was too small for any of us, even though Thor tried it on.” He paused. “You should be glad we didn’t publish THAT picture in the New York times.”

“So. Much. Pain,” Tony gritted out.

“So since Thor loves Calcifer the toaster like a pet, the hat got a pompom and was gifted upon the toaster.”

Four (Or Five) Reasons for Kidnapping Tony Stark by Scifigrl47 gives me much joy so I’ll probably draw a few more pieces for it. Calcifer’s hat is too big, I realise that, but he at least looks like a toaster so I count this as a win.

florifice:

Sometimes I think about that arm and how they probably had to reinforce his spine so that his body wouldn’t collapse 

Regardless his body is probably under a lot of stress and his weight is unbalanced and that’s why he walks with that dumb swagger

I know everyone wants post-CATWS!Buck to have a big happy dog but what if he just adopts every stray cat ever

Especially the mangy ones missing, like, an eye

Also important – Bucky with a bun this is actually the most important 

Oh, help me out here, guys. That butt. Is that butt. An appropriate size for a male of this build and also sitting in that position because I have no idea (here, allow me to show you the anatomy tutorial/pose sheet I referenced for the upper body)