jabberwockypie:

mikes-grrl:

boringtochina:

mikes-grrl:

fuckyeahmarvelstuff:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Bedding from Walmart

I refuse to shop at Wallymart but ughhhh I’m so tempted right now…

Phil has no idea why his mom wants to put Clint in his old bedroom, but he suspects that her reasons have everything to do with embarrassing the ever-living shit out of him. This suspicion is confirmed shortly by honest to God sobs of laughter that echo down the stairs. 

She broke out his old bedsheets. Phil will never have sex again.

It got better.

Oddly relevant to copperbadge because I am a HORRIBLY MEAN PERSON and suggested all of these when he needed a new duvet.  His recounting of this story inadvertently led to his mother purchasing the Never Get Laid Again blanket.

I maintain that not only is Coulson getting laid, but Clint’s enough of a troll to try and give him the most cataclysmic orgasm of his life on those sheets, all while whispering lines that could be straight from the comics.

Breakfast is hilariously awkward, not to mention the next team meeting. Whenever Steve speaks, Coulson blushes brilliant red and has to avoid eye contact.