Remember that one time Clint and Legolas were fighting together?
Tag: elves
The thing is though the main funny thing JRR does not realize about the jewishness of his dwarfs is that his elfs are also extremely Jewish and that’s the cultural relationship I want to see in fanwork, i want elfs to be early modern German orthodox spiritualist weirdos i want elfs to put chasidim to shame…. and I want dwarfs to be Russian peasant jews from the early 20th century who are like, cool, 1. what are you talking about 2. My brother and I run a fruit stand and are communists
… I feel like I have followers who will appreciate this
……fuck. yes.
knitting in the dark 