THAT FOURTH GIF! Hahahah I love you
Tag: dork
#actorproblems #justifiablesoundiemurderscenarios
But seriously, it’s actually really common. Watch the slo-mo scenes in action movies sometime with that in mind. It’s hilarious!
Chris Evans commenting on old school photos on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
someone please hold him
copperbadge needs to an RDJ Advises with this. Or just needs to know about it.
“It’s okay to cry sometimes, Chris. Weddings. Oscar wins. The births of your children, especially good hair days.”
“Thank you for validating my mortifying admissions, Robert.”
“Are you going to cry right now?”
“No!”
“Because you’re having a pretty good hair day, I wouldn’t blame you.”
I feel obligated to tag copperbadge in this
Aw, baby narcissist.
Chris Evans at the TIFF 2014 Before We Go Intro (x)
Oh my God, how are you real, you chose a career that involved talking to people and you’re fucking charmingly bad at it.
a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what’s polyamory?
me: well, it’s when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it’s–
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ….
me: ….
me: ….
professor: it should be polyerosy
a whole new wooooorld
knitting in the dark 