the-fandoms-are-cool:

strawberrhui:

“If you didn’t have that mouth on you Wade, you’d be the perfect soldier.”

these five perfect seconds of Deadpool are so precious to me

This scene, and the montage scene of Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber fighting in ALL THE WARS then getting executed (didn’t take) were the absolutely best and probably only redeeming features of this film. I have said before and I will say again that I felt robbed of a film filled with Ryan Reynolds playing Deadpool. I would have watched the hell out of this film had it been filled with his motormouth.

actuallyclintbarton:

twistedingenue:

yosuke-a-shit:

HAWKEYE VS DEADPOOL #0 (Of 5)
GERRY DUGGAN (W) • MATTEO LOLLI (A)
COVER BY JAMES HARREN
HAWKEYE VS DEADPOOL VS CRIME
• Once upon a time, champions emerged to fight evil plaguing humanity. They fought for salvation, for all that is good in the world — and they won. They were kind, generous and self-sacrificing. They were heroes.
• These are not those heroes.
• Meet Hawkeye: Ladies man (“ladies man” because the ladies love to hate this man), crossbow crusader and, most importantly, Avenger. He’s the only guy on the team without any powers, though, so cut him a little slack.
• Then there’s Deadpool (MR. Deadpool to you, skippy) — the regeneratin’ degenerate. You can shoot him, stab him, and make with the punchy-punchy right in his face, but nothing can keep the Merc with a Mouth down.
• What do they have in common? Halloween and a S.H.I.E.L.D. espionage mystery that has the both heroes racing against the clock while outshining one another. It’s a Hawkeye & Deadpool comic 75 years in the making, give or take 75 years.
40 PGS./Rated T …$4.99

littleblueartist, I swear it’s like they made a book just for your marriage.

Birdie literally just asked if I was okay because I am so incoherently deliriously happy. FUCK. YES.