Tag: david aja

free-dogs:

Let’s have a quick talk about Clint Barton. This little shit is an orphan who grew up in the circus and somehow managed to become an avenger. This DEAF motherfucking ARCHER was asked by Tony Stark to be Captain America and he said no. He said NO to becoming Captain America. He finds out some random 20 y/o girl becomes Hawkeye while hes “dead” and what does he do? He tells her the world is big enough for TWO HAWKEYES and they form a team and he tries act as a mentor. They are both Hawkeye. Not Hawkeye and lady-Hawkeye. Just two Hawkeyes. He fights street crime when he’s not on missions. He’s friends with his neighbors. He made an ultron costume for Halloween. When his brother stole all his money and bought an island, he got over it. He rescued and adopted a one eyed dog named lucky/pizza dog. Did I mention he’s deaf? And can’t hear without hearing aids. And he wears his own merchandise. He wears Hawkeye underwear. Hawkeye wears Hawkeye underwear.

when-it-rains-it-snows:

when-it-rains-it-snows:

Clint’s been dead, he’s been a murderous spider, this probably wouldn’t even make the top five on his ‘oh Fuck no’ list.  Mostly I think he’d just be super totally 100% over it.

Happy Halloween, bros. 😀

True story: @intosnarkness has this on a t-shirt, which she wore when we me Matt Fraction. Yes, we, I was standing right there like “… Hi.” and snarkness says, ‘She drew my shirt.’ (she is, inherently, a shit-disturber. I love that about her.)

but then! Matt Fraction – who is a perfect human being, I would saddle my horse and follow him into battle – says, “oh! That is a story! Like.. Clint and Kate get sucked into a fairytale dimension or something, and Clint is a centaur and Kate is a pixie, NO–”

(he’s not even making eye contact anymore, he’s got to be seeing it in his head)

“–Kate is a HARPY, and she’s like DON’T. EVEN. START.”

Someone on my dash keeps saying that Spider-man is Jewish and that the movies are whitewashing him. Does this have a canonical basis? I’ve never heard it from anyone else.

copperbadge:

Huh! I’d like to see the post(s), I bet they have an interesting take on it. They could be basing it off Andrew Garfield’s statements that Spider-man is Jewish, which while valid are founded on inference on his part. (Mainly that he’s a neurotic, nebbishy wiseass from Queens, which is all totally true.) 

As far as I know, Peter Parker isn’t canonically stated to be Jewish in the comics; I haven’t read all of the Spider-man comics but I’ve read up through about 1979 or so, and there’s been no mention, though it could be there’s evidence for it in a later comic, my reading is not complete. He’s not included in art of Jewish superheroes that I’m aware of (like the Happy Hanukkah ads Marvel sometimes does) but then they don’t always include every Jewish person in the Marvel universe. If he were canonically stated as Jewish I would think that we would just be….IDK, culturally aware of it, the way we know Magneto and Ben Grimm and Kitty Pryde and Wiccan are – you would think that diversity would be latched onto and publicised.

Now, all that said, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. There’s no reason Peter couldn’t be Jewish, as far as I know; I don’t think we’ve ever seen 616 Peter Parker in a church, except possibly for his wedding to MJ, and if that was in a church it could be honoring her wishes. He does have a church funeral in Ults, but that’s Ults. He was created by a Jewish writer, and it’s not like we’ve never had to read between the lines in comics before to find diversity. For good or ill, “Jewish” is often a status that is encoded in literature rather than stated, so having to dig a little to get to a conclusion is pretty justified. 

If there is canon about Peter’s faith/heritage, hopefully the readership can pipe up about it. I don’t see any reason he can’t be Jewish and I support Jewish Spider-man headcanons, but I’m not sure one can call it whitewashing if there’s no canon about it one way or another. That’s quite semantic, though, and I wouldn’t go to the trouble of picking a fight with someone over it. Certainly a more diverse Spider-man would be a welcome breath of fresh air, and I don’t think complaints about the newest supawhite Spider-man are out of line.   

It’s not proof or anything, just a cute moment, but Spider-man does wish Clint Happy Hannukah in Hawkeye 006.:)