gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

Nyquil fucks me up every time I take it and furthermore, has the audacity to make me forget what fucking happens every single time.  Since taking it at about midnight last night, My day:

  • Woke up at 4-6 AM and apparently did the dishes
  • Fiance gets up at 8:00AM, allegedly has fully cognizant conversation with me about his plans to stay late and tutor classmates. I don’t remember even being awake.
  • at 9:32 AM, my Dad called me and i had a 23-minute phone call with him that I have no recollection of, but apparently I spent most of it discussing the merits and drawbacks of the various tablets my mother is interested in.  I was mad about how expensive updating storage capacity was for most of them.
  • Felling way more sober than I actually am, attempt to drive to school at 10:12.  and spend enough time confused why my keys aren’t working on my car that my neighbor actually comes out of his apartment to ask what I’m doing to his car.  I decide to stay home.
  • 10:40: Send emails to professors to tell them I’m in no shape to be in class.  I think I am eloquent. Upon opening my email later I realize I’ve sent them emails with the subject line “fuckt up” and message: “sorry, love you.”
  • Benefits of going to a small college: they know I’ve got exciting drug reactions already and are sick as well and reply with “I understand and hope you are feeling well soon, here is today’s lecture slides” and “lol” respectively.
  • ~11- 12:30 : Get lost in neighborhood walking dog.  In my defense, it’s 99% off-beige generic prefab housing on nonlinear-bordering-on-noneuclidean streets and Charlie had no interest in going home either.
  • 12:30-3:00: Wall
  • 3:00 : phone alarm goes off and I suddenly realize fiance was supposed to be home an hour and a half ago. Fly into immediate panic, try to find phone to call him and/or the sherrif becuase he’s obviously dead in a ditch or something.  I am holding my phone the whole time.
  • 3:16 : Fiance gets home, I cry like a bitch, the dog also cries, everyone has a really bad 15 minutes.
  • 3:33 : Realize I haven’t actually ate or drank yet today. Immediately consume a quart of apple cider and plate of taquitos.  Make pork chops and potatoes and don’t stop talking about what happens if a werewolf has sex with a dog while shifted the entire time.
  • 4:00: pass out on couch to the soothing sounds of Mario Oddesy
  • 1AM: Why is it thursday?

The moral of the story is that you should always write down any drug reactions and label medication you should take with a large index card that says “DO NOT TAKE THIS IT FUCKS YOU UP THEN YOU FORGET” in large, friendly letters.

To answer a few questions about this post:

  • I didn’t take anything Except the Nyquil the previous night.
  • This happens to me with most sinus medication- benadryl, children’s cold meds, nasal sprays etc. 
  • According to my Psychiatrist, some people with ADHD, Bipolar, Depression or TBI can have really weird reactions to sinus drugs because they fuck with your sleep/wake cycle, though the exact mechanisms are unknown.  
  • Out here, “Apple Cider” is apple juice made with the skin left in, the boozy stuff is called “Hard Cider”
  • “Wall” refers to the act of lying on one’s side, staring at the spackle with nary a thought in one’s skull. It’s soothing, except for the part where you don’t actually feel like anything. 0/10, not reccomended.
  • My conclusion is that it results in wolf-hybrids with werehumanism, thank you two people who asked.

copperbadge:

chrishemswortth:

Dork-squared Chris and Taika on making Ragnarok + Confirmed: Chris Hemsworth is literally Thor.

I do like the idea that there’s a secret alternate Antipodean MCU. Just like. An entire MCU that Disney doesn’t even know about because it’s south of the equator. Captain America spends one entire movie surfing because Chris Evans once mocked Chris Hemsworth because sharks. 

There’s an Aboriginal superhero that isn’t whitewashed or cast with an actor of African hertitage *coughBishopX-Mencough* and the gag associated with their character in the quieter moments is them straight facedly describing something as ‘deadly’ and watching the Americans/Europeans freak out, only to find out they mean it’s awesome.

reioka:

tonystarktogo:

reioka:

tonystarktogo:

Am I alone thinking Tony would totally be the kind of robo-parent who creates Twitter or Instagram accounts for his bots?

I’m just imagining Dum-E the great shit poster that gets tons of followers:

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Oil? In smoothie? Yes.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oil in smoothie was wrong.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Fire extinguisher! Fire extinguisher!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Fire extinguisher was wrong. 😦

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Fire extinguisher was actually right!!!!! :)))))

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
DON’T HAVE A BIG ENOUGH FIRE EXTINGUISHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Fire contained. Thank you, Dum-E

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
JARVIS how I tag

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsystem nm :))))

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Metal arm guy!!!! Like me!!!! I am also metal arm guy. :)))))

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

METAL ARM GUY NOT LIKE ME IS NOT NICE >:C

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Metal arm guy has come to understanding NOT TO BE MEAN TO ME!!!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum) 
METAL ARM GUY LIAR! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Please stop chasing the sergeant around, he was just trying to be nice.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsytem No??? I’M DENTED.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Metal arm guy wearing Cone of Shame. All is well.

Ahahahahahahaha tbh I picture this happening literally every day for the first few weeks before DUM-E gets used to Metal arm guy

But also consider DUM-E’s live tweets outing various well-kept secrets among the Avengers (that even the occasional team member wasn’t aware of) without DUM-E even realising it

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Vibranium is worst metal because I AM NOT MADE OF ANY

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Tony’s sad. :(((( I will bring coffee!!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum) 
It didn’t work. :(((

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

I’ll do something stupid to make him angry instead!!! :)))) Get wheel stuck on table!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oh no am actual stuck @intelligentsystem HELP

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Dum-E…. why….

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Tony fixed. :)))) I made A-okay sign with claw and he smiled!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

I am not A-okay I am still stuck.

Dume (@dumdedumdum) 
CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!! HE WILL HELP!!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oh nm he’s just kissing Tony. 😒

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Metal Arm Seargent!!!! HE WILL HELP!!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oh nm he’s also kissing Tony. 😒

Nat-Nat (@therealblackwidow)
@dumdedumdum Honey I think that might have been a secret! 😳

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@therealblackwidow Idc??? I’m stuck on this table.

Nat-Nat (@therealblackwidow)
@dumdedumdum Hang on omw

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@therealblackwidow saved me!!!! Tony is upset tho idk why

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oh it WAS a secret!!!! My bad.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Farewell @intelligentsystem I will miss you

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Where are you going?

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsystem I am fleeing for my life IT WAS A BIG SECRET CRAP

THIS IS DELIGHTFUL. @copperbadge

liliturra:

bendamocles:

karacat:

idiopathicsmile:

thebibliosphere:

a-guys-random-blog:

spaceskater-tony:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

chainerstorment:

kingloptr:

chazzaroo47:

novellaqueen:

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.

i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~

My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.

This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode

I will say that it’s interesting because this kind of humor is very, very prevalent somewhere else…

the military.

Which is honestly a place you would expect fatalistic humor to be common and used as a coping method. You’re one “oops” away from death on the flight deck, one inch to the left and you don’t have a head anymore because the jet that just landed now owns it as a wing-tip decoration. So you joke about it because lowkey you’re fucking terrified it’ll happen, but you’re also desensitized to the danger itself because you face it every single day for 12 hours at a time.

Anyway so we all know the mindset you adopt in the military because of the danger, so to realise that an identical sense of humor has been adopted by normal people should probably tell you something very important about the amount of stress modern young folks experience in daily life.

That last one… it’s true

It was also common in previous generations that had to deal with say, war and economic depression on a massive scale.

One of my favorite movies is Singing In The Rain which came in out 1952, right on the tailcoat of two world wars and a looming cold one, and for all it’s a cheery happy musical, it’s got this really bleak witty humor too, things like “call me a cab!” “okay, you’re a cab!” or the scene where Don says he’ll be homeless by the next day and Cosmo cheerfully tells him not to be ridiculous…the bank bailiffs don’t open till Monday.

And then quite probably one of my favorite opening lines, where two young girls are watching Lina on screen and one says 
“She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself.”

Which really resonates with a lot of the things we say now when talking about people we find personally attractive, meaning not only is fatalism not a new trend, but those two girls at the starting sequence of Singing In The Rain are totally there for Lina, not Don. 

You’re welcome.

oh my god this is blowing my mind. singin’ in the rain is millennial humor

Don Lockwood (despairing of his career as an actor): I’m through, fellas.
Kathy: Don, you’re not through!
Cosmo: Why of course not. Why, with your looks and figure, you could drive an ice wagon, or shine shoes!
Kathy: Block hats!
Cosmo: Sell pencils!
Kathy: Dig ditches!

This is so why I’m more a millennial than an xer.

@tacticalnymphomania they’re playing your song.

@bendamocles we were just talking about this in the car! Ha!

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

do you ever see someone say something negative about a ship or character or fandom and just….

desperately want to write fic/draw art/etc of it out of spite?

(and then you don’t bc you don’t care *that* much, but it just NAGS AT YOU.)

And that’s the wonderful story of why we have a small subset of AMAZING Clint Barton/Carol Danvers fic.

Life of Crime by neveralarch is a FANTASTIC AU where Clint is on the villain side of things. It’s disability positive, sex positive, kink positive, and funny as hell. But Carol Corps haters LOATHE it, because Clint is not good enough for their girl. Never mind that it’s awesome.

And then there’s Captain Marvelous, which copperbadge wrote a sequel to because people whined that the original was NOT ON.

My friend told me a story he hadn’t told anyone for years. When he used to tell it years ago people would laugh and say, ‘Who’d believe that? How can that be true? That’s daft.’ So he didn’t tell it again for ages. But for some reason, last night, he knew it would be just the kind of story I would love.
 
When he was a kid, he said, they didn’t use the word autism, they just said ‘shy’, or ‘isn’t very good at being around strangers or lots of people.’ But that’s what he was, and is, and he doesn’t mind telling anyone. It’s just a matter of fact with him, and sometimes it makes him sound a little and act different, but that’s okay.
 
Anyway, when he was a kid it was the middle of the 1980s and they were still saying ‘shy’ or ‘withdrawn’ rather than ‘autistic’. He went to London with his mother to see a special screening of a new film he really loved. He must have won a competition or something, I think. Some of the details he can’t quite remember, but he thinks it must have been London they went to, and the film…! Well, the film is one of my all-time favourites, too. It’s a dark, mysterious fantasy movie. Every single frame is crammed with puppets and goblins. There are silly songs and a goblin king who wears clingy silver tights and who kidnaps a baby and this is what kickstarts the whole adventure.
 
It was ‘Labyrinth’, of course, and the star was David Bowie, and he was there to meet the children who had come to see this special screening.
 
‘I met David Bowie once,’ was the thing that my friend said, that caught my attention.
 
‘You did? When was this?’ I was amazed, and surprised, too, at the casual way he brought this revelation out. Almost anyone else I know would have told the tale a million times already.
 
He seemed surprised I would want to know, and he told me the whole thing, all out of order, and I eked the details out of him.
 
He told the story as if it was he’d been on an adventure back then, and he wasn’t quite allowed to tell the story. Like there was a pact, or a magic spell surrounding it. As if something profound and peculiar would occur if he broke the confidence.
 
It was thirty years ago and all us kids who’d loved Labyrinth then, and who still love it now, are all middle-aged. Saddest of all, the Goblin King is dead. Does the magic still exist?
 
I asked him what happened on his adventure.
 
‘I was withdrawn, more withdrawn than the other kids. We all got a signed poster. Because I was so shy, they put me in a separate room, to one side, and so I got to meet him alone. He’d heard I was shy and it was his idea. He spent thirty minutes with me.
 
‘He gave me this mask. This one. Look.
 
‘He said: ‘This is an invisible mask, you see?
 
‘He took it off his own face and looked around like he was scared and uncomfortable all of a sudden. He passed me his invisible mask. ‘Put it on,’ he told me. ‘It’s magic.’
 
‘And so I did.
 
‘Then he told me, ‘I always feel afraid, just the same as you. But I wear this mask every single day. And it doesn’t take the fear away, but it makes it feel a bit better. I feel brave enough then to face the whole world and all the people. And now you will, too.
 
‘I sat there in his magic mask, looking through the eyes at David Bowie and it was true, I did feel better.
 
‘Then I watched as he made another magic mask. He spun it out of thin air, out of nothing at all. He finished it and smiled and then he put it on. And he looked so relieved and pleased. He smiled at me.
 
‘’Now we’ve both got invisible masks. We can both see through them perfectly well and no one would know we’re even wearing them,’ he said.
 
‘So, I felt incredibly comfortable. It was the first time I felt safe in my whole life.
 
‘It was magic. He was a wizard. He was a goblin king, grinning at me.
 
‘I still keep the mask, of course. This is it, now. Look.’
 
I kept asking my friend questions, amazed by his story. I loved it and wanted all the details. How many other kids? Did they have puppets from the film there, as well? What was David Bowie wearing? I imagined him in his lilac suit from Live Aid. Or maybe he was dressed as the Goblin King in lacy ruffles and cobwebs and glitter.
 
What was the last thing he said to you, when you had to say goodbye?
 
‘David Bowie said, ‘I’m always afraid as well. But this is how you can feel brave in the world.’ And then it was over. I’ve never forgotten it. And years later I cried when I heard he had passed.’
 
My friend was surprised I was delighted by this tale.
 
‘The normal reaction is: that’s just a stupid story. Fancy believing in an invisible mask.’
 
But I do. I really believe in it.
 
And it’s the best story I’ve heard all year.

Paul Magrs (via yourfluffiestnightmare)

This is amazing, and reminds me very much part of @copperbadge’s wonderful book Nameless.