copperbadge:

annechen-melo replied to your post “PREPARE YOURSELVES”

Lovely lady cats! If Miss Ghost moved with you, they might play with her.

LOL, maybe that’s why they keep chasing around after nothing 😀 

timberwolfoz replied to your post “PREPARE YOURSELVES”

Awwwwwww! And OMG you got a tortie. This is going to be FUN.

Yeah, I’ve never had a tortie before! Also apparently orange tabby females are pretty rare, so I’ve got two weird ones! 

jonlybonlyfromboldlygo replied to your post “PREPARE YOURSELVES”

I see that they’re both named after streets but I kind of hoped after seeing Polk that they would both be They Might Be Giants references. Super cute kitties tho. I am very envious

I suppose I could have called the other one “Istanbul” 😀 (”Well, she WAS Constantinople, but…”)

cacklebarnacle replied to your post “PREPARE YOURSELVES”

They are adorable. did you name them?

I did! They’re named for the intersection in my neighborhood where a train station sits, where Dearborn runs into Polk.  

Amongst our six, we also have a calico and a ginger female, but they’re not related. They’re two of our three senior citizens. 🙂

I will say that with a calico, no colour of your wardrobe is safe. The cat hair will always show. :DDD

optimysticals:

optimysticals:

New set of LAZOR journals are perfect gifts for all of our fic friends.

So there are so many stories behind these LAZOR Notebooks.

Let’s start back when @copperbadge & @knottahooker campaigned to get Dubious Consentacles made into a canon tag on A03. The story of this happening is something that has been put into my brain by those around me who read MUCH MUCH more fan fic than I do. 

Because of this, Consentacles and Dubious Consentacles is a phrase in my personal vocabulary.

Then like 2 years ago @sufficientlytalentedfool and their sweetie got a Glowforge. Well, they paid for one, we only just got it a couple months ago. And I say we because we share a studio space and thus in exchange for the utilities portion of rent I get to use the Glowforge for all of my LAZORING whims.

But then ya know, due to conventions and stuff we haven’t really gotten to lazor much.

And then Universal Fan Con happened, or didn’t as the case may be. And we found ourselves looking at a large chunk of time without stock and many of our tools and materials (it was all crated and freighted to Baltimore) and a couple pending shows.

Queue LAZORING ALL THE THINGS.

And stress related insomnia.

And me having the brilliant idea while half asleep that we desperately needed a Dubious Consentacles notebook with a tentacle caressing it, and it needed to be pink (because pastel red for stop).

I of course mentioned this to a half asleep Mick so I wouldn’t forget, and was told, yes, but only if it came with an Enthusiastic Consentacles notebook.

So obviously that had to happen, and in green (for go) and with more tentacles.

And that my friends is how you can now get the perfect fan fic notebook to write your smut ideas in. Or take to work meetings.

@copperbadge

I know now that you wrote high tops, but I misread as ‘winter soldier thigh-highs’ and was kinda awed. What a Look

copperbadge:

hellenhighwater:

copperbadge:

I can’t get the image out of my head of Bucky Barnes in the Pretty Woman boots. 

I’m here for you, Sam, and I’ve got a broad-tip sharpie and nothing to lose. 

Honestly, Hell, I was desperately hoping you would take a crack at it and you have captured my dreams for this perfectly.

That is the face of a man who knows he’s working it.

@copperbadge and @hellenhighwater, you’ve probably both seen the work of @buckykingofmemes at some point and forgotten that you had. If you go to their redbubble link, you’ll see that the pic with the red heels is there on the lineup. And because it’s redbubble, you can buy stuff with the pic on it! https://www.redbubble.com/people/buckykingofmeme/works/23896433-puts-the-ass-in-assassin (For some stupid reason the link is going somewhere weird, just copy paste.) I’m pretty certain that pic is why they made the redbubble in the first place, because they got so many requests.

copperbadge:

captn-sara-holmes:

copperbadge:

clintbartonruinedmylife:

marvelsuperfangirl:

According to the Russo brothers, Hawkeye is on his own journey during Infinity War and he is in a special spot in the movie

I don’t want him in a special spot, I want more!!

We all walk into the first screenings of Infinity War. We sit down with our popcorn and the lights go down.

Blurry motion on the screen and the sound of heavy breathing and footfalls are all we get for a few seconds, and then it freeze frames on CLINT BARTON, running through a street in New York, being chased by several men with guns.

VOICEOVER
Okay. This looks bad.

The rest of the movie is just Clint fighting semi-organized crime in Bed-Stuy for two hours. Occasionally, in the background, you see the rest of the Avengers battling Thanos, but never for more than a few seconds and usually just on a television on mute. 

In the post-credit scene, Clint and Kate are eating pizza at an outdoor bistro, Lucky under his chair, all three of them covered in bandages. Clint checks his phone and discovers he has thousands of missed calls and texts. He opens the Avengers group chat and texts, “Did I miss anything? *crying with laughter emoji*” 

Smash cut to Bucky Barnes, looking down at his phone, asking, “Who the hell is Hawkeye?”

Well thanks a bunch Sam, now nothing is going to actually be that good and I’ll be disappointed for life.

I do what I can 😀 

fantasticcats:

The Cemetery Oracle was born out of necessity, of creating something I needed but could not find.

I travel often, and find myself in places where laying out and shuffling a full deck isn’t always practical. I also don’t always find myself drawn to traditional tarot imagery. 

After a year of research, I created this deck using cemetery photos I have taken all around the world, and ascribed each card six different meanings based on questions and answers many of us seek.

You can preorder the next batch here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/604865613/pre-order-cemetery-oracle-cards

The decks are $16 and include shipping in the US.

@copperbadge this looks relevant to your interests

nimblermortal:

iguanamouth:

lobstersandspoons submitted:

this recipe has beem sitting in my inbox for actual months while ive been frozen in fear,  “you GOTTA do it, you gotta eat the goblin sandwiches” says the very greasy gargoyle perched on my shoulder , but the OTHER gargoyle thats connected to my mouth says bad taste, bad taste, bad ? taste bad ? and  theyre both SO loud and i dont want to hear them anymore. im casting this off into the ocean. this is someone elses problem now

We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry, thirsty roots?

supersayainmilk:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:

“Man, it’s a zoo in here!”

Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.

Then I realized.

I work at a zoo.

Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,

“You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”

Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.

Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled

“WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”

I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me

Another update:

I was in the reptile house and one of the new interns looked like they needed some help grabbing a snake so I just blurted out:

“Let me slither on over there and help”

They actually appreciated the pun XD

So I’m in the kangaroo yard and my boss says “they need more water, hop to it.” And I kind of look at him not sure if he said that on purpose but he looks back with such horror and just whispers “I hope you’re happy” and walks away.

I hope you’re happy