copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.

…

Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

Oh fuck… the last movie I watched was Snowpiercer. So I guess I have to be the one to nut the naked Emperor, get my friends killed, destroy the world as we know it, and die for the cause now. Um… you’re welcome?
(@copperbadge, I blame you.) (Again.) (Still)

HAHAHAHAHA do documentaries count, because if so I’m John ~~mother~~F~~ucking~~ Kennedy. (It was a very biased documentary.)

Fuckfuckfuck, I watched The Losers for the first time ever. I AM SO MONUMENTALLY SCREWED. Unless the Petunias need a permanent cheerleader, that I can probably manage.

alpha-lobito:

thetenthdoctormccoy:

fabula-unica:

shulkiesmash:

nemo-in-slumberland:

I knew that gif reminded me of something.

#see? #fucking matinee idol smile #evans smiles with his whole dumb face but steve rogers smiles with the left side of his mouth first #if this isn’t a deliberate acting choice on evans’ part i will eat all of those dumb captain america crop tops i bought from target #steve would never have seen brando in a film because he didn’t start working until 1950 #but don’t think for a hot second that brando wasn’t standing on the shoulders of giants himself ok
(via rubydoux)

Steve Rogers may not have seen Brando in a film, but I can guarantee you Chris Evans has.

I FUCKING KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FAMILIAR AND WEIRD ABOUT THAT SMILE, BUT I COULDN’T PLACE IT. OH MY GOD.

Marlon Brando would’ve been the obvious choice to play Captain America in the MCU. Just saying.

*hums sk8ter boi*

chrisrevans:

Pure teen Chris HQ goodness… enjoy! ^_~

ylixia:

thingsfortwwings:

[Comic panel: Pepper Potts eating a sandwich and sitting back in a chair; a life model decoy of Tony Stark is kneeling at her feet in a maid costume and giving her a manicure. Pepper: “uh… …I can explain?”]

closetwhatcloset:

Seriously though. Pepper’s use of the life model decoy will never not be awesome.

#no pepper don’t explain #context is for the weak

the-wordbutler:

tony what are you doing all i can imagine is miles taking these pictures with his phone while simultaneously going DAD NO and bruce laughs helplessly in the background

“I keep hearing hats are in, but I don’t own any hats. Well, I own the beanie, but I’m not allowed to wear the beanie. What’d you say about it? It’s the ‘most embarrassing thing I own, even worse than the fanny pack?’”

“Sounds about right.”

“Thank you, Bruce. So, like I was saying: I need hats. These are my new hats. Why are you groaning and covering your face? I look great. Don’t I look great, Bruce? He’s only snickering because I look so awesome. And wait until you see my other hat— No spoilers, but it’s origami … “

We Are Family

copperbadge:

Mum brought me a potted aloe vera succulent for housewarming. I told her I was calling it Ragtime.

“Ragtime?” she asked.

“Yeah,” I said. “Aloe, my Ragtime gal.”

I’d say she disowned me, but she was laughing too hard.

You should be Vera ashamed of yourself.

mamalaz:

Old Hollywood Avengers

(because Tony throwing Gatsby-like parties is perfect)

jabberwockypie:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

You would not give a fuck about coughing for a good 8 to 10 hours.

I have an old ladies magazine from 1896 that has stuff like this and more.

My favorite is the one urging you to use “Pabst Blue Ribbon Medicinal Malt for Women’s Monthly Meagrims” AND it encourages you to give it to young girls to ease the transition into womanhood.

coreomajoris:

thorgasmed:

this fandom is a gift

I love the process that took us from inference based to what we saw in a movie, to the “sorry-my-boyfriend-killed-your-dad” card idea. In fact, that continues to amuse, and then horrify, and then amuse me again and again. (I mean nevermind my boyfriend killed one of our old war buddies, even if he was kind of an asshole and he wasn’t a great dad to you, we’re still really sorry you know?)