for kalea-bane
If Chris Evans says it, does that make it some weird, oddly canon AU?
Tag: copperbadge
Texan worker deaths involving insects from 2003 to 2010.
Wall Street Journal is focusing on the fact that Texan bees need to calm the fuck down, but I am way more concerned about the 11% of deaths caused by unknown horrible insects.
For “unknown” read “wildebeest”. Or Steve Rogers. Tony will finally know for sure that Steve ranks below angry bees on the threat list.
for sparklemagpie, who commissioned me to do fem!tony stark
I POUNCED ON THE OPPORTUNITY and got very carried away, please click for details
i love her bye
You know who needs to be called now, right?@copperbadge
OMG IRONSIIIIIDES
To answer your question, laire, that silver fox at the end is Tony from Next Avengers, an absolutely adorable and deceptively heartrending kids movie wherein the Avengers are all killed by Ultron and Tony is left alone to raise their children.
AND BUILDS ROBOTS OF HIS DEAD TEAM MATES. YOU ARE LEAVING THAT OUT.
CREEPY, CREEPY ROBOTS
I’d genuinely love to see Armored Adventures Tony drawn in this style, because the AA here is Avengers Assemble, not Armored Adventures. (Maybe with a tragic post-school soul patch, like in a couple of the fics of young Tony that I’ve read.) Love the EMH Tony in particular.
Steampunk Avengers
In which Tony is a former weapons manufacturer with his faithful automaton Jarvis, the hellicarrier is a mechanical balloon and the Avengers are a group drawn together by a new villain.
Steve Rogers vs Chris Evans – The Winter Soldier Gag Reel (x)
Chris Evans said in an interview that the shirts he wore in the Losers were ones he actually owns and I think that’s really important
When all Comic Con is done, I go online (…) kind of catch up to see what every studio has done. [x]
Ironfries’ TWELVE TINY STEBES. I named them.
(ETA because there seems to be some confusion: This is not my art or even my idea. The art is by Ironfries, the concept comes from Valtyr, all of which is at the above link.)
Important information: Carl and Grant are both girls. Well, they liked the names and Tony wasn’t aware when he let them pick their names.
Also, Ian’s name is actually Iannosaurus Rex. Tony was going around the table at snacktime asking the kids what names they wanted and Steve was suggesting good solid BORING names and Tony was like “You, number nine, what do you want to be called?”
Nine: VELOCIRAPTOR!
Steve: No.
Tony: Papa’s absolutely right, kiddo, we can’t call you Velociraptor, it starts with a V, not an I.
Nine: TYRANNOSAURUS.
Steve: We can’t name him after a dinosaur, Tony.
Tony: Of course we can, sport, it’s not like it’s going to be you or me who has to give the name to hotel clerks and restaurant hosts in twenty years. Nine, you can’t be Tyrannosaurus, it has to start with I or the whole system goes to pot. What if we call you Iannosaurus?
Nine: IANNOSAURUS REX.
Tony: Done. Papa can call you Ian if he wants. Ten my darling, do you want to be Jerrydactyl?
Ten: I don’t like dinofaurf.
Steve: Joseph.
Tony: What?
Steve: It was my father’s name. He can be Joseph.
Ten: Okay. Wanna be Jofef.
Tony: This parenting business is much easier than I imagined. You’re a natural, Papa.So it has taken FOREVER
but I have finished my fic based on this (and the other) post!
OMG GUYS IT’S AWESOME GO READ IT
ironfries DID YOU SEE

