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when-it-rains-it-snows:

Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.

– moodyrebelmage [x]

of course there is an explanation for the dog:  

I was around the corner from the gift shop where I got the balloon 

(this was the only ‘love’ one they had left, and it’s either clever or hopeless, I kinda futzing love it, I relate to this balloon) 

and these kids were harassin’ this dog, so I said ‘hey leave the dog alone, c’mon, not cool.’

so then they’re like ‘hey mister we’ll sell him to you.’

  • not gonna lie I admire that kind of moxie
  • they wanted twenty futzing bucks
  • I gave them a dollar it is seriously all the cash I had

dented pizza is still delicious, he’s laughing and blaming his afternoon on wearing a shirt with buttons (‘I have never ever had a day go right when I wore a shirt with buttons’)

ladies and gentlemen the ever-unchanging clint barton

scifigrl47:

berry-muffin:

I have negotiated the mineral and stolen tech rights to Bartonia to StarkIndustries in exchange for a lifetime supply of Swedish Fish, craft beer and the rights to drive any of Tony’s cars whenever I want. I am a fucking boss at negotiation.

So I’ve spent some time recently rereading some of my favourite Avengers fics. I’ve left the Toasterverse by Scifigrl47 for the last because it’s the longest. Before starting reading I promised myself that I won’t ever draw any of the Marvel characters ‘cause I fail at them spectacularly but the more I read the more I felt my resolution crumble. When I got to Clint Barton, the King of the sovereign nation of Bartonia I stopped fighting.

Oh Clint, you absolute loser.  You amazing, adorable, loser. 8)

There are THREE future plot points encoded in that sentence, by the way.  The only one we’ve dealt with was the “get to drive any of Tony’s cars whenever I want,” which lead to his weapon case being in the trunk of the car that Steve and Tony used in “Dating the Long Way Around.”

I spend far too much time talking in a code only I understand.  Well, at least I amuse myself. 8)

This is adorable and perfect and by the way your icon is one of my OTPs lets just all imagine a Psychonauts sequel that’s just them being international psychic spies and having banging sex. 8)

everybodyilovedies:

kuma-la-la:

kuma-la-la:

December 3

Clint dressing Hulk like a Christmas tree

For deepship

hhhaaahhhahh yeh THIS TOOK TOO LONG TO MAKE SO I JUST…. I DIDN’T DO PROPER SHADING, I’M SORRY jghgjg but there are tons of details!!! that’s good enough right?? RIGHT?!??!?!?!? gjsahgja no but for realz, i’ve been working on this for like… 8 hours????? wtf ghj not ALL THE TIME though but yah know. I’M ALMOST SATISFIED. ALMOST. 8—) i think hulk might be too big heh but whatevss ENJOY.

((hahaahhh do you get the joke with the presents??? PRESENTS UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE???? HAA???? HAAAAH????))

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT’S AMAZING and so detailed!!! every damn vein and muscle on the hulk’s body  not to mention Clint’s uniform and anatomy details, like holy wow!

dammit-clint:

geekdonnatroy:

thesovietspy:

howaboutadance:

marcrussometal:

cyalen:

a book fountain in Budapest

this is one of the coolest fountains I’ve ever seen

#You and I remember Budapest very differently. #That’s because you were too fascinated by the book fountain to notice anything else. #TASHA. IT WAS A FOUNTAIN THAT LOOKED LIKE A /BOOK./ #I know I was there— #BUT DO YOU REALLY KNOW?

#WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST.

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