I just saw your Avengers bad fic bingo game and omfg you’ve read fics with Clint living in the vents of Avengers tower?! I’ve never come across that but it sounds hilarious!

actuallyclintbarton:

iamshadow21:

actuallyclintbarton:

actualkatebishop:

actuallyclintbarton:

greaseonmymouth:

oh my god that trope it’s the single most RIDICULOUS trope and i’m not sure where it even originated? because it makes ZERO sense for his character. <.< why the hell would an archer be in the vents all the time? ?? (i’ve probably even written it myself once)

but yes. i’ve seen it more in phil/clint fics and tony/steve fics where phil/clint might be background, than in any other fics, but i don’t know man. i’ve also got no sense for how prevalent it is today, as we made the bingo card about 1½ year ago, and i’ve stopped reading tony/steve since then, and i haven’t read much clint/phil either, i guess maybe a handful? so i don’t know. i’m in no way up to date on the current tropes in the mcu fandom…

CLINT IN THE VENTS!  Started as a legitimate character quirk in a fic that I read very shortly after Avengers came out that I can no longer remember.  The logic, in the fic, is that that’s where he goes when he’s super stressed or upset or freaked out, because (taking from the backstory in comics) he had an abusive home life, and then a pretty-borderline-abusive/neglectful life in foster care/group homes, and he would hide as a kid in small spaces to feel safe, and he learned from a young age that people don’t often look UP when they’re searching for a kid, and so hiding in the air vents was the perfect mix of those two coping mechanisms, and he still fell back on them sometimes.  It wasn’t his NORMAL mode of behavior, and it actually indicated that he was REALLY NOT DOING WELL in some way, and it made sense.

But then OTHER fics started using “Clint in the vents” without giving it as much context, and then they started using it as a casual thing, and then it became this huge fandom trope entirely divorced from the original “kind of shitty bad-mental-place coping mechanism from his abusive childhood” context that was the only reason it had made sense AT ALL.

And that is where the “Clint in the vents” trope came from.

That’s so interesting! I mean I could understand it from a crack fic perspective but as a realistic action for his character it didn’t make sense until you explained it, Mat. If you ever find it again, please send me the link! I’d be really interested in reading it.

Yeah, it’s pretty cool!  And I doubt I will ever come across it again, but if I do I will be sure to link you! ^_^

I am about 95% certain that what you’re thinking of is snack_size’s Adaptations series, which according to the notes was written for a kink meme prompt. Also noteworthy, though written some months later, is BobbiMorsed’s do the math, expect the trouble series, which has Clint doing the same thing when just recruited for SHIELD. Both are well worth your time, and both have Clint doing it because he’s fucked-up in some way, grief, hyper-vigilance, history of abuse, etc.

Shadow is amazing with the fic linkage, and Adaptations is indeed the fic I was thinking of! No idea if it’s as good as I remember it, but the context at least makes SENSE, which is all I ask for a ductwork fic at this point.

I hope that it’s as good as you remember! I knew it pretty much immediately, because though it’s been a while since I read it (and though it does have echoes of former Phil/Clint) it’s essentially a Clint/Bruce story, and there is so very little Bruce, let alone with Clint. The other, I haven’t read in AGES, but from memory it’s got a solid big cast and Clint is deftly drawn.

I’m gonna fess up now and confess that I have written Clint-in-the-vents into a story, but he wasn’t living there, he was hiding there so he could snipe new recruits with Nerf darts because he was bored.

I just saw your Avengers bad fic bingo game and omfg you’ve read fics with Clint living in the vents of Avengers tower?! I’ve never come across that but it sounds hilarious!

actuallyclintbarton:

actualkatebishop:

actuallyclintbarton:

greaseonmymouth:

oh my god that trope it’s the single most RIDICULOUS trope and i’m not sure where it even originated? because it makes ZERO sense for his character. <.< why the hell would an archer be in the vents all the time? ?? (i’ve probably even written it myself once)

but yes. i’ve seen it more in phil/clint fics and tony/steve fics where phil/clint might be background, than in any other fics, but i don’t know man. i’ve also got no sense for how prevalent it is today, as we made the bingo card about 1½ year ago, and i’ve stopped reading tony/steve since then, and i haven’t read much clint/phil either, i guess maybe a handful? so i don’t know. i’m in no way up to date on the current tropes in the mcu fandom…

CLINT IN THE VENTS!  Started as a legitimate character quirk in a fic that I read very shortly after Avengers came out that I can no longer remember.  The logic, in the fic, is that that’s where he goes when he’s super stressed or upset or freaked out, because (taking from the backstory in comics) he had an abusive home life, and then a pretty-borderline-abusive/neglectful life in foster care/group homes, and he would hide as a kid in small spaces to feel safe, and he learned from a young age that people don’t often look UP when they’re searching for a kid, and so hiding in the air vents was the perfect mix of those two coping mechanisms, and he still fell back on them sometimes.  It wasn’t his NORMAL mode of behavior, and it actually indicated that he was REALLY NOT DOING WELL in some way, and it made sense.

But then OTHER fics started using “Clint in the vents” without giving it as much context, and then they started using it as a casual thing, and then it became this huge fandom trope entirely divorced from the original “kind of shitty bad-mental-place coping mechanism from his abusive childhood” context that was the only reason it had made sense AT ALL.

And that is where the “Clint in the vents” trope came from.

That’s so interesting! I mean I could understand it from a crack fic perspective but as a realistic action for his character it didn’t make sense until you explained it, Mat. If you ever find it again, please send me the link! I’d be really interested in reading it.

Yeah, it’s pretty cool!  And I doubt I will ever come across it again, but if I do I will be sure to link you! ^_^

I am about 95% certain that what you’re thinking of is snack_size’s Adaptations series, which according to the notes was written for a kink meme prompt. Also noteworthy, though written some months later, is BobbiMorsed’s do the math, expect the trouble series, which has Clint doing the same thing when just recruited for SHIELD. Both are well worth your time, and both have Clint doing it because he’s fucked-up in some way, grief, hyper-vigilance, history of abuse, etc.

dudewithabow:

I love all the fics and headcanons about Hulk and Clint, because let’s face it, Clint would be the best with the Hulk. He already can’t walk down a street without accidentally adopting a dog, and he’s amazing at talking to kids at entertaining them. he’d probably spend every post-battle teaching the Hulk to fistbump him and building a pyramid of hotdogs for Hulk to eat and he can relate to Hulk because he knows what it’s like to be hated and ostracized by society and to have done terrible things that he regrets, and Hulk probably calls him Birdy and catches him when he jumps off buildings and i just-

HAWKEYE AND HULK OKAY

Watching Earth’s Mightiest Heroes for the first time totally gave me all the Hulk and Hawkeye feels.

jabberwockypie:

afislife:

timelordsandkittens:

give-me-brandy-on-my-breath:

okay no but knitting headcanons are so important.

like, who follows patterns to the letter and who tries to follow but ends up kind of making their own pattern and who says fuck it and throws the pattern out the window and tries to figure it out for themselves

and who likes using circular needles over double pointed needles and stubborn ones who refuse to use anything but straight needles

who are the stress knitters and who are the people who knit when they’re bored and who are the knitters who always have yarn in their bag

so important

Steve learns to knit from Fury, of all people, and in turn he teaches Tony, who teaches his robots and never bothers with it again. Steve keeps up with it, though, knitting because it’s comforting and it’s one of the few things that is actually pretty much the same between now and the forties (not that he knew how to knit then; he just never thought to learn). Whenever he goes and visits Peggy, he comes back and knits at least one full hat, nonstop.

Sam only knows garter stitch but he and Steve get together and learn more stitches together and look up Youtube videos and get into competitions. Sometimes Steve comes home to messages on his answering machine from Sam saying, “You should look up the so-and-so stitch. I’ve knitted two pairs of gloves with it already” and he leaves a message in return saying “What about the such-and-such stitch, it’s great for hats, you can do it on circular needles really easily” and so on and so forth. They complete about who can knit faster, too. They get really good at it.

Sam, in turn, teaches Bucky to knit. It happens kind of accidentally; he’s knitting a scarf when suddenly there’s Bucky, and Bucky’s just watching him, like, avidly. Watching how his hands move and self-consciously covering his metal hand until Sam sits down and shows him how to cast on and before you know it, Bucky’s got a scarf started. (It’s kind of a shitty scarf, all uneven and the tension’s wonky and there’s dropped stitches all over the place, but damn it, he made it with his own hands, and that has got to count for something.)

Next time Fury drops by, the three of them are all knitting and Fury’s like “What have I started.” Over the course of the next week he gets, like, four scarves and three hats, in mysterious packages delivered by Natasha, probably, although she denies involvement.

Some of them are kind of shitty. But he wears them anyway.

Only when Steve and Sam and Bucky aren’t around, though.

You know, I wonder if Steve might already know how to knit? Maybe from his time in the army (maybe someone was really good at knitting balaclavas or gloves and taught Steve)?

Natasha, at some point, reveals she crochets (learned from her grandmother at a very young age) and knits too. It’s a thing she does – a comforting action for her hands on those nights when she just can’t sleep. Clint taught her the knitting — it’s one of his crafts for passing the hours during long stakeouts. So when Steve finds Natasha awake, crafting in the very early hours of the morning because she can’t sleep, he understands, and joins her by getting his knitting out too.

I prefer the idea that Steve learned how to knit as a kid. He was a sick little boy during the Depression. Either his mom or Bucky’s had to knit new things out of old. He went from helping unravel old sweaters to asking how it worked because he couldn’t afford a ton of paper for drawing and “Hey, this is a thing you can do in bed”. And Steve got cold a lot.

It’s entirely possible that BUCKY remembers bits and pieces, too, for similar reasons – but he has to re-learn after being the Winter Soldier and stuff.

Both of them primarily do Useful Things because man, in war time there’s nothing – NOTHING – you appreciate like a warm pair of socks, but they’re branching out a little in the 21st century.

Natasha knits, but nobody really wants to ask her about it unless she brings it up first because. That’s silly because it’s just a hobby regardless of gender, but it’s just one of those side effects of being badass and scary. She does fancier stuff and it always looks awesome when it’s done. (Though that doesn’t mean she doesn’t swear creatively at the yarn in Russian and every other language she knows when she’s making it.) But she makes it look SO EASY.

Bruce finds it meditative.

I have more, but I’m tired and my battery is dying.

littlesmartart:

littlesmartart:

Imagine a lazy Saturday afternoon where there are no explosions or pranks or flashbacks or nightmares. Everyone’s in the living room, lazing about and listening to 40s big band music. Steve falls asleep with his head in Bucky’s lap. Natasha reads a book while Clint gives her a foot rub. Tony plays Bejeweled on Zen mode with the sound off, Bruce just closes his eyes and relaxes a bit. Thor sits and enjoys the music. Sam takes a nap. Everything’s quiet and simple and lovely and calm.

from @imaginebucky