more of that dirty hipster au now featuring clint’s coffee shop and a lot more people
Tag: clint barton
When I start dreaming Clint/Coulson AUs where Clint’s a con man and Coulson’s the FBI agent, I know I’ve been watching too many White Collar episodes in a row.
But seriously. Clint in a fedora and stylish suit. Phil all rumpled agent who drinks bad coffee. And they catch bad guys together.
Today, on The Amazing Adventures of Steve & Natasha, Steve and Natasha attempt to start trouble before it starts!
(Sort of.)
Am I doing this right
“Thor likes this grocery store. We think it might have something to do with the carts. :)”
Natasha and Clint
Phil Noto, you will be the death of me.
i find it enormously funny how there’s an actual ao3 tag for Ceiling Vent Clint Barton
My question is, why are there only 37 works tagged with it? Come on, fandom!
I feel that this tag arose after I wrote this particular trope. However, I will retag immediately!
(A High Road Out From Here, in case you’re curious)
The tag was canonized in either August or September 2012, if my memory serves, so you are correct.
I’d really love it if someone could do an analysis of when and how this trope developed. It’s one of the more distinctive and pervasive character-specific tropes to have absolutely no basis in canon whatsoever. It might make a good example of how character traits are developed and codified within fandom.
I saw someone mention William Brandt but my mind keeps going to that story where Tony turned all the roombas sentient and they ended up in the ducts at SHIELD? Does anyone else remember this?
I know the fic you speak of that is quality. But what I recall is that was a thing before the Avengers movie, when it was actually canonized as “Barton likes high places.” Maybe it’s a sniper thing?
The roomba thing is scifigrl47, but I don’t think she was the originator? Anyone know the source of this trope? Because I pretty much love it. I think it happens so much because you say spy/sniper and people think of surveillance from a hidden vantage point, and who expects murder to come their way from a ceiling vent?
I originated the Roombas, but not Clint hiding in the vents. I don’t know where I picked it up. Pre-Avengers, I was super excited to find out that my childhood favorite Hawkeye was going to be in the movie. One of my first acts upon discovering AO3 was to read the Clint fics. All of them. Clint/Nat, Clint/Phil, Clint/Darcy, Clint/ANYBODYANDEVERYBODY. I did not care, if it was Clint, I read it.
The sniper thing did factor into it, and there’s a solid background of ‘sneaky Hawkeye sneaking’ in the comics, but for a guy with a bow and arrows in a purple suit, he spends a lot of time attacking head on. If I had to guess, I’d say I picked it up from a sequence of Clint/Coulson stories that have since been taken down by the author. I seem to recall it factoring in there, but they’re gone now so there’s no way to double check.
I was literally only having this discussion the other day with actuallyclintbarton and actuallykatebishop, and I theorised that two stories in particular were pivotal to the development of the trope. My pick for the actual origin is the Adaptations series by snack_size, which was written for a kink meme prompt, but clio_jih’s story predates that, unless there was a significant delay between meme posting and AO3 posting.
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If you go grocery shopping with Bucky I expect to be invited
If I encounter Bucky you will be the first person I contact to invite to come over. We’ll take him to a Super Target.
Livi AND Bucky in an American supermarket would be amazing. Livi didn’t know what Bagel Bites were until yesterday.
what ARE Bagel Bites?
BAGEL BITES:
They are tiny bagels about 2” across, covered in pizza toppings. You buy them frozen and cook them in the microwave or toaster oven. They are amazing. And terrible. They are everything that is wrong AND everything that is right with America.
Are those the pizza bagels they’re always going on about on Avengers Assemble?
Hawkeye returns // Jeremy Renner shooting Avengers: Age of Ultron.
Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.


