Tag: clint barton

“Any word on Barton?”

“He was among the agents defending the Treehouse, but it’s likely he’s the only one who wasn’t captured to get out alive after HYDRA took over.”

“Are you sure?”

“Well, it was either him or security footage caught some other guy with a bow and arrow as his M.O. escaping the base.”

“Sounds like Hawkeye to me.”

“He’s not calling himself Hawkeye anymore, probably to keep the government off his back. Last I heard, he went underground and got himself a new codename.”

"A new codename?”

“Ronin.”

jabberwockypie:

mikes-grrl:

boringtochina:

mikes-grrl:

fuckyeahmarvelstuff:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Bedding from Walmart

I refuse to shop at Wallymart but ughhhh I’m so tempted right now…

Phil has no idea why his mom wants to put Clint in his old bedroom, but he suspects that her reasons have everything to do with embarrassing the ever-living shit out of him. This suspicion is confirmed shortly by honest to God sobs of laughter that echo down the stairs. 

She broke out his old bedsheets. Phil will never have sex again.

It got better.

Oddly relevant to copperbadge because I am a HORRIBLY MEAN PERSON and suggested all of these when he needed a new duvet.  His recounting of this story inadvertently led to his mother purchasing the Never Get Laid Again blanket.

I maintain that not only is Coulson getting laid, but Clint’s enough of a troll to try and give him the most cataclysmic orgasm of his life on those sheets, all while whispering lines that could be straight from the comics.

Breakfast is hilariously awkward, not to mention the next team meeting. Whenever Steve speaks, Coulson blushes brilliant red and has to avoid eye contact.

ericadawn16:

xerxes93:

I have a lot of wishes for Avengers 2, but my biggest one of all is that at near the climax of the movie, Hawkeye gets knocked down and his bow flies out of reach. And as Ultron or another enemy closes in on him, a preteen Kate Bishop runs out from the crowd of bystanders, takes Clint’s bow, and shoots the enemy. 

Like, I would give up my drawing hand just for that. 

I second this.