christian kane – knitting in the dark

exactingleverage:

↪The Rashomon Job

maia-roberts:

We agreed we all change. For better or worse, we change t o g e t h e r.

tygermama:

halfgap:

(insp)

okay, send me an ask and tell me which member of an OT3 I’d be please

jessicameats:

istezada:

2glassesofchianti:

aserenitatum:

Incorrect Leverage quotes [7/?]

Totally correct Incorrect Leverage quotes

WHERE IS THE LIE???

Incorrect? This is 100% accurate.

knitmeapony:

What is the best part of this?

1) That Elliot is pretty clearly playing from the Alec Hardison Book of Trolling People You Hate

2) That he legitimately did this ‘simply humanly impossible’ trick with a gun

3) That he possibly did it specifically because he was thinking about the JFK assassination, not just on the job but possibly out of sheer curiousity / for funsies.

4) That Sterling knows Elliot’s file well enough to quote chapter and verse like that.

5) That Sterling knows Elliot’s history well enough to choose something to put in the coffee that he wouldn’t immediately recognize and stop drinking.

5) That Elliot is right about the coffee.

bashfyl:

Ot3

maia-roberts:

We agreed we’d all change. For better or worse, we change t o g e t h e r.

gabylopez:

eliotspencerproblems:

Are you the country singer from Twitter?

idyllspace:

whitmerule:

laughsalot3412:

exactingleverage:

↪The Snow Job

I love how Hardison takes this information in stride. Fortune cookie breakfast? Okay cool, how does that work exactly? He wants to know everything about her. What she does and why she does it.

Meanwhile Eliot’s face is the face of a man who is slowly realizing that the people he cares about are going to die of poor life choices without him to mom them into submission.

aka angrily cook for them. ALL THE TIME.

Eliot: HOW DO THE TWO OF YOU NOT HAVE SCURVY. EAT THIS FANCY MEAL WITH CITRUS

Hardison: Actually, man, my orange drinks–

Eliot: *HISSES LIKE AN ANGRY CAT*

Hardison: Nevermind.

Eliot: *TURNS TO PARKER* CHOCOLATE AND DRY GOODS ARE NOT A MEAL PLAN, PARKER. I MADE THIS SUPPLEMENT SHAKE–DRINK IT WHILE I WATCH.

Parker: …can I dunk my fortune cookies in there?

Eliot: *TWITCHES IN FURIOUS RESIGNATION* I ALREADY CRUMBLED SOME UP IN THERE. DRINK.

copperbadge:

lannamichaels:

It’s a very distinctive handicraft.

It’s very telling about the kind of roles Christian Kane is cast in that I thought this was a legit subtitle for a minute and couldn’t tell if it was Leverage or The Librarians (outside chance it was Angel, honestly).

*pokes you*

Make it fic for me, Sam. If not now, then next time you’re doing a Midnight Theatre. I’m putting my order in now because I am NEVER awake when you ask for prompts. Pretty please?