this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That
me when im hungry
Okay but…Pho smells like you need to drink it right now. Like how pizza tells you to bite it when the cheese is bubbling. They lie to your brain. Lie I say
Dork-squared Chris and Taika on making Ragnarok + Confirmed: Chris Hemsworth is literally Thor.
I have never read the Dirk Gently books before despite having owned all three for a few years now, but I’m up to the letter A in my Big Readthrough of my books, and so I am, and book one confused me until three quarters in I realised it was his Doctor Who fanfic with the file numbers barely scratched off, and I was like, oh, I get it, and I got in the groove of it. I just started book two and I am LOSING IT because all the deities so far I am seeing in my head as their MCU counterparts and I just. The two things are colliding. All I can see in my head is semi-naked Chris Hemsworth whining that he’s not a piece of meat and Taika Waititi screaming YES YOU ARE, cackling, and chasing after him on the set with a giant bucket of glue.