Tag: chris evans

copperbadge:

buckypupbarnes:

Soulmates. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

“Boys, I need to know. Sebastian, tell the truth.”

“Robert, why did you kidnap Sebastian and me and make us coffee?”

“Sebastian, be honest: Were you making fun of Chris and his gymnastics ribbons?”

“I’m pretty sure he wasn’t, Robert.”

“Hush, Chris.”

“Because I was also making fun of me with the gymnastics ribbons.”

“I’m just here for the coffee.”

“Neutral response. Good. You’re well-trained.”

“Chris, are you as confused as I am?”

“Nobody is as confused as I am, Sebastian.”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

Now I need fic or art. Preferably both.

strangerdarkerbetter:

shit-villagers-say:

heretobaremysoul:

yourdisco:

yourdisco:

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

This is BULLSHIT, Dwayne Johnson is jacked as fuck and I FULLY FUCKING BELIEVE he is one of the most LOVING MEN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

I was on board with the first part until I read that and honestly you’re right nobody has more love in their heart than The Rock

See also: Terry, we don’t fucking deserve him, Crews

I’d like to add genuine sunshine boy Chris Evans to the mix, who seems to spend his days hugging his dog, growing his beard and schooling Nazis on twitter.

copperbadge:

butterflyslinky:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

this naughty kid

@copperbadge, I believe this calls for an RDJ advises.

“I’m not here to tell you how to live your sex life, Chris.”

“Oh, thank god.”

“But as someone with the best wife in the universe…”

“…she is pretty great, but I don’t want to hear about yours – “ 

“I’m here to tell you that a little roleplay can be a lot of fun. I’m not saying wear the costume in bed or anything. The Iron Man helmet is not good for actual sexy times. I’m just saying.”

“Please stop saying.”

“All right. I’ll leave you to it.”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]