siniristiriita:

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

wan-shailu:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lunamoonlc123:

standpoor:

this literally changed my mood 180°

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

copperbadge:

lynati:

coolcatgroup:

sualstic:

One of these things is not like the other

One of these things just doesn’t belong

Incatnito

Hey, just because that little dog has pale eyes doesn’t mean he doesn’t belong!

No no, look closer. This is their “Fierce” squad photo and the dipshit cracking a smile is RUINING IT, KEVIN, WE TOLD YOU NOT TO SMILE IN THIS ONE.

Jimmy, you’re fine, nobody will even notice you’re a cat if Kevin can GET HIS ACT TOGETHER