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ax 2014
Tag: captain america
Captain America: The Winter Soldier Bedding from Walmart
I refuse to shop at Wallymart but ughhhh I’m so tempted right now…
Phil has no idea why his mom wants to put Clint in his old bedroom, but he suspects that her reasons have everything to do with embarrassing the ever-living shit out of him. This suspicion is confirmed shortly by honest to God sobs of laughter that echo down the stairs.
She broke out his old bedsheets. Phil will never have sex again.
It got better.
Oddly relevant to copperbadge because I am a HORRIBLY MEAN PERSON and suggested all of these when he needed a new duvet. His recounting of this story inadvertently led to his mother purchasing the Never Get Laid Again blanket.
I maintain that not only is Coulson getting laid, but Clint’s enough of a troll to try and give him the most cataclysmic orgasm of his life on those sheets, all while whispering lines that could be straight from the comics.
Breakfast is hilariously awkward, not to mention the next team meeting. Whenever Steve speaks, Coulson blushes brilliant red and has to avoid eye contact.
Why do we love Captain America so much as a character? What is it about him? x
“That kid? Yeah, he walks in here, buys a drink, watches the crowd — fights out back with any guy stirring up trouble with the women — and comes right back inside to do it all over again. Says he’s fine.”
“What’d I tell ya? See, you’ve put on some muscle—”
“You think so?”
I have probably blogged this already. I don’t care. Look at the way Steve’s hand is fisted in Bucky’s shirt. LOOK AT IT. So much love for this art.
happy birthday Steve!
One day I’ll be able to actually make them look like themselves but for now this will do.
Photoshop CS, stupid touch screen stylus. I have got to get me another graphics tablet. The screen is slow and unresponsive often and there’s no pressure sensitivity.
Also ahhh what is metal and shadows and foreshortening and why the hell did I draw his head at that angle.
oh damn it, I meant to draw bite marks on his neck too. Ah well, next time.
Steve with a baby makes me laugh. Steve with a gun creeps me out.
I think the thing that I like most about this sequence is Chris Evans acting like he has no idea what to do with a baby and being completely awkward about holding one, when you know the moment they said cut, he was holding and playing with that kid and making her stop crying like it was the most natural thing in the world, because if there’s one thing Chris Evans knows how to do besides act it’s how to be totally comfortable with an infant.
COME GET IN OUR CAR OF ANCIENT WARTIME SEX KITTENS
#Natasha’s like#I’m gonna find out who you are#then I’m gonna find out where you live#so I can break in#and hide one of my flat irons#just in case#’cause Steve may have seen you first#but I didn’t hear him call dibs#soooooooo…
THOSE TAGS THOUGH
headcanon accepted
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i did it
i created a deck of really gay stevetony 54 playing cards using nothing but actual marvel scans
incredible
I have to admire commitment like this.
you said the future; i thought you’d be there too.
knitting in the dark 