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In theory, at least if we go by patriarchic naming conventions, it means that Tony’s son knocked up Rhodey’s daughter. I’m sure Rhodey was thrilled. 

Or Tony’s daughter kept her name and passed it on to her daughter; that’s very Stark. 

Either way I feel like Tony and Rhodey had a conversation at some point that involved shotguns.

I don’t think it started out with something as mild as shotguns. I think that’s when it all settled down, when tempers had cooled . I imagine the initial conflict was an aerial dogfight, with Tony in the suit and Rhodey in his jet, the both of them yelling at each other over their comms. But that’s just me.

Oh, I’m sure it wasn’t just Tony and Rhodey. I would imagine the kids’ mothers were involved too, with shifting allegiance based on whether they were so pissed they wanted to punch everyone or whether they were calm enough to want to stop things (I’m assuming Pepper and Carol but I’m willing to entertain other possibilities on a case by case basis; Tony does have an ongoing thing for Jennifer Walters).

Plus, there’s Rhodey Stark’s parents to consider, since I strongly doubt they were sitting at home waiting for their parents to duke it out. Although I suppose the dogfight might have been caused by their elopement. 

So you have at least three battle suits (Iron Man, War Machine, Rescue) plus at least one, probably two Kree-powers (Carol and Carol Junior) possibly plus whatever superhero powers (green rage monster?) or heavy machinery Stark Junior had.

I mean, and presumably the rest of the Avengers sitting on a roof nearby eating popcorn. 

Steve is going to be so annoyed when he gets back from his first vacation in ten years and finds his friends and godchildren making spectacles of themselves.