Me: I was told I should try the smoked meat while I was in Montreal…
Montreal native: I know a place.
Me: Last time you ‘knew a place’ we didn’t get home until one am.
Montreal native: This is different, how can you doubt me? (Says many sad sounding things in French that prpnably translate to, ‘the American will soon be dead.)
Me: I do not trust you at all.
Montreal native: Wonderful! To the subway!
(30 minutes later there is a plate the size of my torso in front of me, holding about three pounds of meat)
Me: Well this is how I die.
Montreal native: Oh, they forgot your poutine.
Me: Oh god…
Tag: canada
Two-year-old Albert Apsassin feeling the spirit at National Indigenous Peoples Day in Camrose, Alberta.
SHOUT OUT TO CANADIANS
Apparently your entire country is under a curse where if you eat people, you turn into a Wendigo.
People is not for eating, Canada!
[From Amazing X-Men #9, 2014.]
Hey Canada, I know you have some kind of hellish, nigh eternal winter compared to the rest of the world, but don’t do it.
Don’t be like this guy.
knitting in the dark 