bjoart:

bjoart:

Steve Rogers has planned the romantic date for a quite long time. Beautiful cityview, great dinner and Bucky Barnes. Everything was perfect.

Somehow it ended up with punching bad guys, dodging bullets and jumping out of a hotel window.

#imagine them trying to go on romantic dates #but every single time it’s foiled by a bond-esque scenario #SUDDENLY MOBSTERS START UP A FIGHT #SUDDENLY THERE’S A BOMB ON THE DINNER CRUISE #SUDDENLY ARMED MEN SWARM THE FANCY RESTAURANT FOR A HEIST #and bucky just rolls up his sleeves and steve groans into his hands #’we’ll take the bottle to go instead’ #eventually they stop trying to dress up and JUST GO TO DINNER IN THEIR COMBAT GEAR #bucky clinks when he sits down and he’s got three guns strapped to his torso and he’s bristling with knives #steve politely leans up his shield against the table leg and pulls down his cowl#’um can you bring our order out to go because we might have to take it to go’ #and they have a brief 3 minutes of holding hands and staring into each others’ eyes in the candlelight of their little table#and then the kitchen explodes and people start screaming #and bucky sighs and steve brings up bucky’s metal hand for a kiss before they stand up#’happy anniversary honey’ #’you too darling’

tha, that…..was the most amazing tags I’ve ever seen in my tumblr life. I know it’s creepy that artist reblogging the tags of their own art, but I don’t care! It’s too awesome to ignore. I’m gonna read this every day.

The briliant and incredible tags by requiodile (wish I could properly credit them, but I don’t know how. i will just link the tumblr url)

….I need to draw a sequel.

lawoftarts:

tavoriel:

“are you a robot?”

“I am an artificial intelligence program.”

“cool i’m part robot.”

“The technical term is cyborg, sir.”

“what’s that over there?”

#OMG OMG OMG#and then tony thinks it’s amazing#and wonders#can he make a pair of goggles for bucky#with a hud like his helmet#so that he can communicate with jarvis#fuck yes he can#if google glass has done it#then tony can do it 10000x times better#and then when bucky LOVES THEM#tony asks him if he’d like them to be able to interact with his arm#it could come in handy#tony knows it comes in handy to have jarvis at his back when he’s incapacitated#and he knows bucky’s iffy about the arm#but baby steps#goggles first#tony’s gonna make him some goddamned goggles#dummy where are you#get the fabrication units fired up#we’ve got shit to make#tony stark#jarvis#iron man#art#my heart (tags: ink-phoenix)

freezer-burned:

While I was waiting in line for Anthony’s autograph, the kid at the front was wearing a backpack his mom had made with a set of huge falcon wings attached. Mackie was making his normal autograph-signing chitchat, when suddenly the mom lifted the wings open to their full span and he COMPLETELY FLIPPED. Sebastian, at the adjacent table, looked over after he heard Anthony shouted and yelled “HE MAKES A BETTER FALCON THAN YOU! THE WINTER SOLDIER MIGHT FINALLY MEET HIS MATCH!”

copperbadge:

iamshadow21 reblogged a gifset this morning which was having some trouble loading on my computer, and it froze on what is possibly the best frame of Captain America 2:

I can’t even work out why this is so funny, I just

I can’t

 Bucky

It’s because people getting grabbed by their faces and thrown is innately funny, and why I’m finding Avengers Assemble less satisfying than Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. Because, sometimes, you just want the Hulk to grab Clint by his whole head.