Tag: brooklyn nine nine

aloohra:

poseidont:

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

am1nal:

I feel so validated right now

Also, as a regular buyer of Lush products, the vanilla soap I know of that they have as part of their staple stock is Rock Star – the pinkest, candiest confection they make. Terry isn’t having with your gendered expectations – he goes for the pinkest soap because he likes how it smells.

keshetchai:

reasons why amy santiago is already jewish:

  • she says she wants holt to be her rabbi
  • instead of calling it the spa or Turkish Bath, she refers to Jake going to The Shvitz. (ep: Old School)
  • Jake wishes her Happy Chanukkah (in the episode Christmas)
  • instead of getting holt one present, she had six small presents which is just one short of the full seven (see above)
  • went to magnet school (it was probably day school)
  • family events center around thanksgiving and never christmas & is in general way more obsessed with thanksgiving dinner than christmas or other holidays
  • is cuban, and there’s definitely a cuban jewish population (one of the local cantors where i am is cuban!)

reasons why amy santiago wasn’t already jewish but converted to judaism:

  • she saw a complete collection of the talmud and fell in love with the cross-indexing 
  • that one time she was like “i LOVE complex and obscure rules” when getting paperwork approved for holt 
  • wants a rabbi in her life (both holt and a real rabbi)
  • loves books a whole lot so probably read the recommended reading list in a week 
  • shavuot is an all night study session and that is the best kind of holiday amy santiago has ever heard of she would convert based on that alone 

benjiwyatt:

peraltapancakes:

benjiwyatt:

b99 au: everything is exactly the same except stephanie beatriz plays charles and joe lo truglio plays rosa

episode idea: jake gets knocked out and has some vivid dream and we get to see this for every other character. charles and rosa switch. gina is played by andre braugher. hitchcock is a responsible captain and amy is hanging with scully. the part of Amy is now played by Terry and hes flirting with Jake.

PLEASE