boopboopbi – knitting in the dark

ink-phoenix: why isn’t anyone marketing to women
ink-phoenix: i am flabbergasted we dont have a line of avengers make up
boopboopbi: well, im sure in mcu land people are desperate for nat to sponsor a line of badass makeup
boopboopbi: your lipstick will not smudge come food, kissing or alien invasion
boopboopbi: and natasha isn’t signing on until she’s ACTUALLY tested it against an alien invasion
ink-phoenix: and then she’s like im only going to do it if they ALL do it
boopboopbi: and tony gets on board because hey, quality control is his thing
boopboopbi: lets test it on bruce….
ink-phoenix: bruce wants to be left alone
boopboopbi: bruce is feeling angry
boopboopbi: also, that shade will clash when he goes green
boopboopbi: ‘hold still rogers, i might stab you in the eye’. ‘why do I have to test the mascara?’; ‘because it brings out your peepers, stop complaining, bucky let me do his eyeliner’
boopboopbi: clint doesn’t even protest
ink-phoenix: clint just sits down and gets his nails done like a good marskman
boopboopbi: and this chip proof french polish is actually fairly resistant to bowstring damage
boopboopbi: and sam
ink-phoenix: oh poor sam
boopboopbi: ‘why do I have to get involved?’; ‘because there is an appalling lack of foundation options for anyone who isn’t a lightly tanned white girl surfer’
boopboopbi: while pepper and maria just bitch about the names all the products have
boopboopbi communist red? is that really appropriate? patriotic purple, hulk smash…actually that one works
boopboopbi: rhodey walks in and backs the fuck out quickly
boopboopbi: nope. nope. do not want. do not want at all.
ink-phoenix: rhodey’s like i wasn’t trained for this
ink-phoenix: and tony wanders in and he’s like nope you gotta try this. gel for helmet-proof hair. will withstand mark 42.
ink-phoenix: iron man tested, war machine approved.
boopboopbi: yes well this is how the us air force got a contract with l’oreal
boopboopbi: nobody talks about it
boopboopbi: ever.