Tag: black widow

kath-ballantyne:

peskyredhead:

allisonargentsavestheday:

paranormal-peggy:

you know what would have been awesome? if natasha had gone up disguised as a basic white dude and then kicked ass WITH councilwoman hadley (who turned out to be an insider for fury)

and when nick needed someone else for the retinal scan? sharon carter shows up, supporting her elderly aunt. she smiles at fury, her former protege, and apologizes for being late.

#NO BUT SERIOUSLY#because now I can’t stop thinking about it#except instead of apologizing#peggy showing up and going ‘traffic was so awful you’d think the world was ending. am I late nicholas?’#and fury smirking and going ‘no ma’am. as I recall the co’s never late – she’s always right on time.’#like pretty please give me lots of references to peggy & fury having worked together long enough to have stupid inside jokes#PRETTY PLEASE?#I neeeeeed it#please and thank you(x)

#you know I was almost disappointed#(i was definitely a little disappointed)#when counsilwoman hadley turned out to be natasha#because I was like#FUCK YEAH YOU GO LADY#but it kind of lost some of the thrill when it was natasha who does this for a living#don’t get me wrong#I love nat#but I would’ve loved a little redemption arc and secret badassery from hadley a little more (@nevertrustatrickster)

SAME.

This. I was disappointed

I thought about it… but I can’t put it into writing, so COULD YOU!? after Steve leaves the hospital, Natasha knows something’s up with S.H.I.E.L.D. Heck, she probably knew before. So while she’s popping three packs of bubblegum, she blows up the internet with #captainamericab00ty and endorses tweets and anything, all-american and tagged with captain america, and the shield workers have to look at every. single. horrible. one because WHERE IS CAPTAIN AMERICA?

beatingsofabesottedheart2:

excuse you but this is an amazing headcanon and i’m in the process of putting it in my back pocket and stealing it RIGHT NOW

because you KNOW natasha knew something was up when fury gave the order for her to steal the info from the pirated ship, even though fury didn’t tell her anything bc he didn’t trust her (sob)

so natasha probably did a little digging of her own, didn’t get far but she knows enough that there’s a faction of shield that shouldn’t be trusted, and when rumlow comes to get steve, he wasn’t going to walk out of the triskilion so free and easy

it takes her all of two minutes to hack twitter, tumblr, instagram. she blows up the #captainamerica tag and all variations thereof with a new meme. it’s a picture of steve’s face she’d snapped when tony had said something particularly egregious and she calls it BACK IN MY DAY STEVE

(a popular one reads: BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T HAVE YOUR UNNATURAL VACCINES/WE JUST HAD POLIO AND IT SUCKED)

she buys three packets of bubble gum and chews it, pacing the floors of the hospital. steve’s late so she gets another tag going, #captainameriBOOTY, tagging a picture of a shirtless blonde runner with shooort patriotic running shorts with steve’s name and a quick, capslocked-blurb about a sighting of the captain ameriBOOTY!!

that one goes viral in 20 minutes when TMZ picks it up.

she’s in the middle of writing a script that’ll indiscriminately tag porn, food and pictures of puppies with #steve rogers and #captain america when steve finally makes his appearance