Tag: biting

thechamelioncircut:

one-million-cats:

weedmum:

stygianzinogre:

crimson–peach:

weedmum:

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

As someone who works at a grocery store I can tell you it’s much more common than you’d think, or I’d like.

As a pretty committed buyer of Lush products and a former retail worker myself, someone who knows how to comport myself in a shop, I have to admit, on smelling Yog Nog for the first time, I literally said, with a pure measure of lust in my voice, “I want to eat it.” I didn’t, but the urge was strong. Y’all can keep your hell toxin laundry pods, for me, Lush soap will always be the Forbidden thing I know I shouldn’t put in my mouth but want to. Even the people who blog Lush products for a living talk about how they want to eat it, so at least I’m not alone.