Chris Evans talks about passing the Human Torch to Michael B. Jordan
or that time when Chris Evans derails an interview to be pleased with himself.
Tag: bad jokes
clint and sam compliment each other on their hotness and then engage in a round of bird puns.
↳ “aww, thanks, clint. you’re not bad looking yourself.” “aww shucks, sam. i’m blushing.”#pffft#can this be first scene of Age of Ultron?#and the rest of the Avengers are rolling their eyes at them in the background ?
This guy knows how to lead a full life.
The real question is was he Scottish or Russian?
Brooklyn, via Moscow.
And, as copperbadge would tell you, he eats the victory pie with his bare hands, like an animal.
WHOLE SLICES OF PIE WITH HIS HANDS
HIS BEAR HANDS. :DDD
You are such dorks
We Are Family
Mum brought me a potted aloe vera succulent for housewarming. I told her I was calling it Ragtime.
“Ragtime?” she asked.
“Yeah,” I said. “Aloe, my Ragtime gal.”
I’d say she disowned me, but she was laughing too hard.
You should be Vera ashamed of yourself.
captain-iron-hiddles-of-asgard:
Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).
i will never not reblog this
R
IT’S BACK! OH THANK YOU, IT’S BACK.
Question:
If SHIELD somehow manages to undo Ward’s years of indoctrination, can we say that he’s become deHYDRAted?
knitting in the dark 