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tony and rhodey being MIT babies
dumb MIT babies. who wear dumb MIT hoodies. and cuddle and smooch a lot
#all I can see is sixteen year old Tony#21 year old Rhodey#In the living room of Rhodey’s frat house#They’re not together because holy shit Tony is SIXTEEN and Rhodey is ROTC#and it is entirely possible that Howard Stark has hired someone to trail Tony#and Howard can’t stop the one night flings but he sure as hell could make life miserable for a kid with his eye on getting his wings#But Tony arrived on campus so full of promise and life and a desperate need to either do something brilliant or burn the world to the ground#That Rhodey loved him before he even knew it was happening#And Tony was so absolutely starved for anything like affection that he grabbed onto Rhodey and NEVER let go#Rhodey got shit for how touchy he and Tony were for exactly five seconds#Because both of them had spent their early teen years being cleverer than anyone else around them#and had learnt how to take down someone twice their size as a result#Not to mention in a school full of the best and the brightest Tony Stark was still fucking light years ahead of them#And he was a creative vindictive little fucker#Plus#There was just no hiding the fact that the Stark kid was kind of a pathetic mess#and anyone with eyes could see it was Rhodey that was keeping him together#So if Tony ended up wandering in and out of the frat like he lived there pretty quickly everyone just got used to it#He always brought the best booze anyway#Let him hug it out on the couch with Rhodes#And if the entire fraternity pooled their money to send flowers to the Stark memorial the year Tony never came back from Winter break#It was mostly because they knew Rhodey would spend the rest of his senior year looking like he really needed a hug#and not because they missed the little upstart at all#whoops look at the tags
(tag perfection via jenngeek)
GODDAMMIT I don’t usually ship Tony/Rhodey, but THIS IS PERFECT. *sobs*
Hey, y’all, just a note to say that The Portfolio of Pining is now up on AO3 for your bookmarking/downloading pleasure.
Many thanks to bliss116 for the beta and to hils79 whose fault it all is.
Rhodey (possibly) canon
The one thing I think fanfic authors miss, is Rhodey went to MIT with Tony. His major was probably aerospace engineering, since many Air Force officer candidates major in this area. You know what another name for an aerospace engineer is? Rocket scientist.
Rhodey is a rocket scientist.
Rhodey is a rocket scientist, y’all. Treat him with the scientific respect he deserves.
Rhodey did indeed go to and graduate MIT for Aerospace Engineering in MCU canon. that is legit. He is a rocket scientist
tho, post MIT and probably during, his specialty became more weapons focused but no doubt he is quite knowledgeable in a lot of other related areas
#TEN BUCKS SAYS THAT MORE THAN ONCE#JUST TO BE AN ASS#TONY’S LIKE ”WHAT ARE YOU#SOME KIND OF ROCKET SCIENTIST?”#AND THEN BOTH RHODEY AND TONY ARE JUST LIKE ‘EYYYYY!!’#because trolls#all the fic where Rhodey is a rocket scientist and everything to do with that#PLEASE (via mayqueen517)
A note on rocket science and weapons from a rocket scientist with a more than passing knowledge of how rocket scientists function in the US Air Force. 😀
It is completely reasonable for an aerospace engineer to go into weapons, especially missiles. And it makes sense for Rhodey to be a missile guy, since he’s working with Tony and what do we see Tony giving the Air Force at the beginning of the first Iron Man movie? The Jericho Missile.
Missiles are at their heart, a rocket problem.
For a missile, aerospace engineering is required, in at least three parts. (1) The aerodynamics of the missile, (2) the guidance, navigation and control of the missile, and (3) the propulsion system of the missile. Now if we extend this problem to Inter Continental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs), you also have to consider the astrodynamics problem, so this is an additional area in a missile design that an aerospace engineer would be required.
Whether Rhodey initially put himself on a path to study missiles, I can’t say. What I can say is something about the idea that Rhodey is “no doubt knowledgeable in other related areas.” This is undeniably true. The Air Force does not actually seek to over specialize their officers. They instead put them on a path that leads them towards a more “jack of all trades master of none” philosophy. So it is highly likely that Rhodey spent time in all areas related to Aerospace Engineering—including airplanes, helicopters, and satellites. To get as far as he is in the military, a Colonel, Rhodey would also have been required to do multiple over seas tours and probably spent some time doing nothing more than being a glorified admin while he was a lowly LT or Captain. (As a general rule, butter bar lieutenants are trusted with exactly zero responsibility. I can just imagine Rhodey calling up his buddy Stark to complain and Stark being like “weeeelllll, you could always come work for me” and Rhodey being all like “NOT ON YOUR LIFE” and Rhodey just continuing to press through and making it clear he is worth something until finally he’s a first LT and they actually trust him with something.)
If Rhodey did not get his master’s degree from MIT, which is likely if he was ROTC though not impossible, he probably went to AFIT for his later degrees. And Rhodey would *at least* have a master’s degree, since a master’s degree is essentially required to ascend from the rank of Captain to Major. I say *essentially* because the Air Force occasionally changes it policy on this. Sometimes it’s absolutely required and sometimes it’s merely recommended. Regardless, Rhodey would at the very least have a master’s degree. It’s also highly likely that for a Colonel working in a research based division, he would be required to have his PhD (considering it’s Air Force weapons, I’m going to make the guess that he probably works in something similar to AFRL Munitions Directorate, though perhaps not that particular group since Rhodey doesn’t seem to be based out of Eglin AFB). As a full bird Colonel, it’s also highly likely that Rhodey would in fact be IN CHARGE of the entire research directorate.
So yes, not only would Rhodey be highly knowledgeable in all areas of Aerospace Engineer, he would probably also have a PhD in it, and is probably in charge of whatever weapons division he runs.
For example USAF research colonels, check out these biographies of current USAF colonels: here and here.
^^And THIS is why I began this meta…for wonderful comments like these. This stuff is golden. Thank you, all of you, for your wonderful additions. So now we know. Rhodey is very likely DR. JAMES RHODES, thank you.
uh oh. big uh oh.
everything about this screenshot is so in character
Old Hollywood Avengers
(because Tony throwing Gatsby-like parties is perfect)
It’s true. You guys should be nice to people who are old in spirit like Cap and me. Don’t make me get my cane.
Wait, wasn’t Frog!Thor actually a frog that found a chip off mjolnir and became Thor?
There are/were actually two Frog!Thors, it looks like. One was Thor as a frog. The other one’s a frog that’s running around with a chip off Mjolnir and the appropriate Mjolnir-wielding get-up. Comics: serious business.
I’m not sure if this Frog Thor is the same as the Frog Thor who just found a piece of the hammer and was worthy, but there’s a Frog Thor in the Pet Avengers run who mentions that he’s Thor’s cousin.
Thor was also turned into a frog on multiple occasions. I think the most recent occurrence was in the Ultimate Spider-man cartoon.
Anyway, here is Thor, Frog Cousin of Thor, who has turned BuckyCap and Iron Man into frogs as well for very legitimate reasons having to do with dragons.
[From Avengers vs. Pet Avengers #1, 2011.]
Why yes. That is a frog with a prosthetic arm.
In conclusion: even if Thor had never been a frog, every single person who is whining about a woman being Thor could still shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.
Thor, I love you to bits, but we need to talk about your definition of ‘in my youth’:
The Jotuns must pay for what they have done. March into Jotunheim as you once did. Teach them a lesson. Break their spirits so they’ll never dare to try to cross our borders again.
#I remain intrigued by this quote#because like many of the films statements about time and asgardians it makes no goddam logical sense#but meta to the rescue:#I like the idea that this is how the aesir experience time#not as a progression#as we do#where yesterday is recent#last year a while ago#and ten years ago a long time ago#but in epochs and eras#marked by changes in themselves#they don’t age much#not like we do#whether you think they are young for the same-ish time we are and in their prime longer#or if they are still kids at 300+ years old#either way#for them time is purely relative#and nothing changes much#not technology not culture not the people around you#so you judge time by internal markers#thor judges his own maturity as beginning on the day he regained mjolnir and lost loki#so before then he was a youth for all he thought himself a man#for only a youth would court war#and now he knows himself a man#though still battle-hungry#(because it’s THOR c’mon)#but not war hungry#and there is a difference#and it’s about putting others wants and needs and safety before your own#which is what he was lacking in thor 2011 ( amberfox17 )
Can I offer a suggestion? I think that Thor’s style of formal, antiquated language here is the key to deciphering this line, and I think that what Thor is saying here isn’t referring to his youth as a long time ago, like Asgardian time is different, or that he’s lived a lifetime since, but that the phrase in my youth, I courted war is Thor talking about his own immaturity from the point of view of experience. He’s saying, I was/am immature, and fighting was something I sought. The comma is really important, it makes the sentence meaning shift. In terms of a comparison, think of the phrase, ‘in my ignorance, I made an error’.
