Have you ever given any thought to what Jan/Wasp would be like in the Iron Man: Armored Adventures universe? Lately I’ve been imagining her and AA!Pepper being besties in college and having awesome, world-saving adventures in between study dates

copperbadge:

OH MY GOD ARMORED ADVENTURES JAN

I WANT IT

I want her to be the ultra-sophisticated super-smooth and accomplished sophomore who takes Pepper under her wing at Harvard, makes sure Tony and Rhodey don’t work themselves to death at MIT, chats with Gene in Mandarin (okay, YELLS AT GENE in Mandarin when he’s being a dick), and opens a fashion house with Whitney in her spare time. And is also a badass winged size-shifting superhero.

Meanwhile, MIT junior Hank Pym can’t get his shit together long enough to talk to her, let alone ask her out, which is a total running joke all season.

I really wish we’d had a third season of Armored Adventures with new heroes and Steve getting defrosted and Howard continuing to be the only affectionate, supportive, well-adjusted Howard Stark in any canon anywhere.

Sam. Sam. SAM. I need this. The world needs this. You need to write this. For yourself. For the internet. For the universe. I am not above manipulating you in your medicated state. DO IT.

copperbadge:

Rhodey: You finally did it, didn’t you. You put roller skates on the armor.
Tony: They’re not skates. They’re…electro-static energy racers.

Tony Stark, tiny nerd on wheels.

[From Iron Man: Armored Adventures episode 1.12, Masquerade.]

jabberwockypie:

ylixia:

To answer your question, laire, that silver fox at the end is Tony from Next Avengers, an absolutely adorable and deceptively heartrending kids movie wherein the Avengers are all killed by Ultron and Tony is left alone to raise their children.

AND BUILDS ROBOTS OF HIS DEAD TEAM MATES. YOU ARE LEAVING THAT OUT.

CREEPY, CREEPY ROBOTS

I’d genuinely love to see Armored Adventures Tony drawn in this style, because the AA here is Avengers Assemble, not Armored Adventures. (Maybe with a tragic post-school soul patch, like in a couple of the fics of young Tony that I’ve read.) Love the EMH Tony in particular.