concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer
this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has
said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child!
you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has
said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”
John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”
i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it
this literally sounds like a line from the movie what the hell
this fic is actually GOOD i’ve never been more angry in my LIFE
i’m so mad and you should be too
listen i’m trying to stop clogging everyone’s dash with this nonsense but this is honestly the best line i have ever read in a fanfic in my entire LIFE i’m laughing so hard
i don’t know how i expected it to end to be honest
We got fed up of seeing “Chuck Norris is a bad ass” memes, since he’s a homophobic, gun-toting bigot. So after Jessy and I decided Terry Crews was a better role model, Tobi and I set to work making some appropriate memes. Please feel free to share, and post whenever you see any Chuck Nonsense.
Welcome friends! For Pride Month, I’m hosting an LGBTQ+ literature giveaway!
What can you win? Any THREE LGBT books that tickle your fancy, PLUS a copy of Stephanie Ahn’s DEADLINE. (Books shown are books I’d like to read or would like others to read, but if there’s an LGBTQ+ book YOU want to read that’s not on here and you win, hit me up with it! Let’s discuss it! There are many other options out there!)
How can you enter? Follow me (this is a giveaway to celebrate my 600 milestone, too!) and reblog this post. Likes do not count, but you’re free to like the post for reference. Giveaway ends on July 1, at midnight, when we usher in the next month of twentygayteen: Gayly.
Rules:
No TERFs, no truscum, no exclusionists, and no generally nasty people allowed; if you win and you’re one of those kinds of people I will silently draw another name.
This giveaway is for LGBTQ+ people only! If you’re an ally reblogging to signal boost, please tag your reblog as such so I can count you out!
Must be 18+ or have permission to give me your shipping address. If you are closeted and need the books sent somewhere else, to a friend’s house or your workplace, let me know. We will work something out.
Some of these books contain sexual themes, if you are a minor or uncomfortable with sexual content, let’s discuss the books beforehand so that we can figure out some appropriate literature for you.
If you’re only following me for the giveaway and plan to leave later, that’s fine, but I hope you’ll stick around to talk about writing with me!
INTERNATIONAL USERS: I am US-located and shipping, especially for books, gets expensive fast. If you are located outside of the US and win, I will buy you a $35USD giftcard to a bookstore of your choosing in your country, or Amazon! I hope you will use it to buy LGBTQ+ literature!
Ends July 1 at the stroke of midnight! (mountain time.)
Who am I? Why am I doing this? I reckon I’m just a frog working on my own novels! This is my Writeblr! I hope to someday be published so that you’re all forced to see my books on shelves at your local bookstores!
If you have any questions about the giveaway or how to enter, please send me a pm or ask off anon!
knitting in the dark 