idyllspace:

whitmerule:

laughsalot3412:

exactingleverage:

The Snow Job

I love how Hardison takes this information in stride. Fortune cookie breakfast? Okay cool, how does that work exactly? He wants to know everything about her. What she does and why she does it.

Meanwhile Eliot’s face is the face of a man who is slowly realizing that the people he cares about are going to die of poor life choices without him to mom them into submission.

aka angrily cook for them. ALL THE TIME.

Eliot: HOW DO THE TWO OF YOU NOT HAVE SCURVY. EAT THIS FANCY MEAL WITH CITRUS

Hardison: Actually, man, my orange drinks–

Eliot: *HISSES LIKE AN ANGRY CAT*

Hardison: Nevermind.

Eliot: *TURNS TO PARKER* CHOCOLATE AND DRY GOODS ARE NOT A MEAL PLAN, PARKER. I MADE THIS SUPPLEMENT SHAKE–DRINK IT WHILE I WATCH.

Parker: …can I dunk my fortune cookies in there?

Eliot: *TWITCHES IN FURIOUS RESIGNATION* I ALREADY CRUMBLED SOME UP IN THERE. DRINK.

theotherguysride:

introspectivenavelgazer:

sayitwithsarcophilus:

wagnetic:

kevystel:

kevystel:

kevystel:

kevystel:

i will write a show and call it watson. holmes will be a black british guy and john will be chinese and they will kiss at the end of the first episode

feat. john taking every opportunity to go ‘trust me, i’m a doctor’ and sherlock yelling after him ‘i’m a doctor too! i have a phd in ancient greek!’

an adaptation in which they have actually been roommates since college and so instead of watching them meet for the first time we jump straight to the bickering boyfriends dynamic

i will fully admit that i haven’t read acd’s novels in forever but i seem to recall that holmes is canonically really good at boxing and stuff so please take a second to imagine this tiny chinese med student with messy hair and dark circles rolling up his sleeves all ready to take on a bunch of blokes twice his size at the pub

and sherlock is like ‘i don’t want to do this but you leave me no choice’ and just picks him up and puts him over his shoulder ala terry jeffords and rosa diaz while john is going ‘PUT ME DOWN SHERLOCK’

‘IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD’

‘PUT ME DOWN I’M GOING TO FIGHT THEM’

‘YOU’LL THANK ME LATER’

5000000/10 would watch!

Watson and Holmes.

Totally in favor of this

*slams the reblog button with my entire heart and soul* 

I AM HERE FOR THIS!