Tag: actualmenacebuckybarnes

I thought about it… but I can’t put it into writing, so COULD YOU!? after Steve leaves the hospital, Natasha knows something’s up with S.H.I.E.L.D. Heck, she probably knew before. So while she’s popping three packs of bubblegum, she blows up the internet with #captainamericab00ty and endorses tweets and anything, all-american and tagged with captain america, and the shield workers have to look at every. single. horrible. one because WHERE IS CAPTAIN AMERICA?

beatingsofabesottedheart2:

excuse you but this is an amazing headcanon and i’m in the process of putting it in my back pocket and stealing it RIGHT NOW

because you KNOW natasha knew something was up when fury gave the order for her to steal the info from the pirated ship, even though fury didn’t tell her anything bc he didn’t trust her (sob)

so natasha probably did a little digging of her own, didn’t get far but she knows enough that there’s a faction of shield that shouldn’t be trusted, and when rumlow comes to get steve, he wasn’t going to walk out of the triskilion so free and easy

it takes her all of two minutes to hack twitter, tumblr, instagram. she blows up the #captainamerica tag and all variations thereof with a new meme. it’s a picture of steve’s face she’d snapped when tony had said something particularly egregious and she calls it BACK IN MY DAY STEVE

(a popular one reads: BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T HAVE YOUR UNNATURAL VACCINES/WE JUST HAD POLIO AND IT SUCKED)

she buys three packets of bubble gum and chews it, pacing the floors of the hospital. steve’s late so she gets another tag going, #captainameriBOOTY, tagging a picture of a shirtless blonde runner with shooort patriotic running shorts with steve’s name and a quick, capslocked-blurb about a sighting of the captain ameriBOOTY!!

that one goes viral in 20 minutes when TMZ picks it up.

she’s in the middle of writing a script that’ll indiscriminately tag porn, food and pictures of puppies with #steve rogers and #captain america when steve finally makes his appearance

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

ACTUALMENACEBUCKYBARNES’ CATWS GIVEAWAY!!

This is for all my lovely new and old followers who have made the Cap2 fandom such an amazing experience ❤ I meant to do this giveaway when I got 2000 followers but I couldn’t get my shit together soon enough D: Anyway, these prizes are to celebrate my favorite Cap2 characters (minus Sam Wilson bc there is next to nill merch on him >:[ ):

THREE WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN:

  1. 1st prize: choice of bobblehead, choice of graphic novel or bag
  2. 2nd prize: choice of bobblehead, graphic novel/bag that first prize didn’t pick
  3. 3rd prize: remaining bobblehead

RULES:

  1. One reblog+like will be counted. Feel free to reblog more to signal boost ❤
  2. You do not have to be following me! But if you’re an existing follower, you’ll get a bonus prize!
  3. Your askbox must be open, or opened within 24 hours of the winner being chosen.
  4. No giveaway blogs, please!
  5. Yes, it’s open internationally
  6. This contest will run until 11:59 PM CST, July 20th.

I think I’ve covered all my bases, but feel free to inbox we with more questions. As always: may the odds be ever in your favor.