ssironstrange:

mustardprecum:

kirkaut:

The Avengers series ends with a fade to black and then the sound of paper rustling. We see a marbled notebook covered in hello kitty stickers. On the front, it reads DP’S SICK AVENGERS FIC VOL 5.

Deadpool is reading dramatically from it, reciting the events of the last few minutes, including bad sound effects. He closes the notebook and raises his mask eyebrows expectantly.

Across from him sits Tony Stark. Behind him we can see the wreckage from the battle of New York from the first Avengers. He looks blankly stunned until he starts blinking a lot.

“Yeah,” Tony says slowly, “no, you definitely can’t be an Avenger.”

Deadpool deflates, disappointed, but not for long. He perks up. “While I have you here, let me run this coffee shop au by you real fast-“

I’m already disappointed by however Marvel will crossover with Deadpool, because I know it won’t be as good as this

This would be a genius move holy shit

I wouldn’t take back Winter Soldier for anything, but otherwise, sign me up.

against-stars:

we’re watching the new season of queer eye and my dad is actually crying over the ep with the trans dude, like he’s talking about his top surgery and my dad is in tears going “when you sculpt marble the sculpture is already inside, you’re just getting rid of what isn’t part of it! he’s just getting rid of what isn’t part of him!”

so from my oldass 70 year old dad to all my trans followers, y’all are marble sculptures and you’re perfect

wine-dark-sea:

I hate it when people tell me to trust my instincts. 100% of my instincts are:

– SHAME! THROW YOURSELF INTO THE SUN

– [error message + Eat an entire large papa john’s pizza and a package of break & bake cookies]

– Laugh to stop from crying, be aggressively mean or petty

– Fear-cry + try to fold into the smallest shape possible and become invisible

All this. Plus BONUS – ANXIETY! Are you afraid of something happening for no reason? YOU SHOULD BE.

lady-writes:

“I remember the turning point moment. I was watching an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with my roommates, and it went into a backstory flashback set in high medieval Germany. ”Why are you sighing?” one asked, noticing that I’d laid back and deflated rather gloomily. I answered: ”She’s not of sufficiently high social status to have domesticated rabbits in Northern Europe in that century. But I guess it’s not fair to press a point since the research on that hasn’t been published yet.” It made me laugh, also made me think about how much I don’t know, since I hadn’t known that a week before. For all the visible mistakes in these shows, there are even more invisible mistakes that I make myself because of infinite details historians haven’t figured out yet, and possibly never will. There are thousands of artifacts in museums whose purposes we don’t know. There are bits of period clothing whose functions are utter mysteries. There are entire professions that used to exist that we now barely understand. No history is accurate, not even the very best we have.”

How History Can Be Used in Fiction – Ada Palmer (via smokeandsong)

take-my-life-not-my-heart:

velvet-chinchilla:

prewars:

mcavoys:

THOR: RAGNAROK
dir. Taika Waititi, 2017

#why do i get the feeling that taika is living life the way it is meant to be lived

He basically brought his own fanfic to life

this is literally why i love taika so much he probably went “hey wouldn’t it be cool is we hired Matt Damon to be on screen to play loki in a play” and two second later he probably went “ok yep that’s what we’re doing” and he’s gigGLING while watching it happen taika is living life at its Peak and I’m so here for it