Everyone on my Tumblr dash seems to be learning ukelele. I wasn’t, but I live in a house with probably two dozen or so musical instruments, and I was certain I’d seen a uke somewhere. I mean, there was my younger brother’s uke, which he’d bought with his own pocket money as a kid, and my late grandmother’s uke, still beribboned, but I was sure I’d seen a blue one somewhere that I was pretty certain was unclaimed and just part of the general musical collection.

Well, as you can see, I dug it out from behind the sofa. And if you can count, you’ll see that it’s not a uke at all.

It’s a quarter size guitar.

And unlike every other guitar I’ve ever held, I can actually get my hand around the neck, which means, theoretically, I’d be able to play it. Even my mum’s half size was a bit too wide for my short fingers.

And, yeah, obviously, it needs a restring, a strap and a case, and it’s scratched to hell, but the bridge is fine, all the pegs are there, and from what I can tell, the tone is gorgeous.

Finally found out its origins, too. “Someone was going to throw it away,” Mum said. “And I didn’t really need it or want it, but then I heard the sound it made, and I knew it was a really good guitar, so I saved it.”

So, yeah, it’s just been waiting for someone to play it. It doesn’t have any kind of branding besides what I think is a music store sticker inside, so no idea how old it is or what it’s worth (nothing, probably), but it sounds awesome with three untuned strings, so let’s see what it’s like in my completely novice hands once it’s fixed up.

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weheartchrisevans:

“In my own life, I have a deep connection with my family and the value of those bonds. I’ve always loved stories about people who put their families before themselves. It’s such a noble endeavor. You can’t choose your family, as opposed to friends. Especially in L.A. You really get to see how friendships are put to the test; it stirs everyone’s egos. But if something goes south with a friend, you have the option to say we’re not friends anymore. Your family—that’s your family. Trying to make that system work and trying to make it not just functional but actually enjoyable is a really challenging endeavor, and that’s certainly how it is with my family.“ – Chris Evans photographed by Mark Segal for Esquire Magazine’s April 2017 issue. 

this photoshoot was literally sent by Satan to punish ME SPECIFICALLY and i’ll tell you why: because these are pictures not of Your Hot Goofy Boyfriend, Chris Evans, but of Your Sexy and Reliable Husband, Chris Evans, Who Swore Before Your Friends and Families and God to Care for You Forever and Meant It. Your husband Chris Evans likes to listen to old Dinah Washington records while doing the dishes. Your husband Chris Evans loves to make breakfast but never touches the coffeemaker because he’s weirdly convinced that he doesn’t know how to use it. Your husband Chris Evans always smells like detergent and Kiehl’s. Your husband Chris Evans is learning to refinish furniture from Youtube so all your kitchen chairs are stained different colors because he hasn’t decided which one he likes best and “it’s a process.” Your husband Chris Evans loves it when you scratch his head while he’s reading the newspaper. (Your husband Chris Evans insists on continuing to subscribe to a physical newspaper.) Your husband Chris Evans is considering buying a kayak. Your husband Chris Evans is finally after like 8 years finishing his dissertation on Samuel Beckett’s use of parataxis and hypotaxis and he likes to read passages aloud to the dog because it “helps him think.” (“Per Adorno, paratactical strategies permit the emergence of an aesthetic unity that knows itself to be inconclusive,” croons your husband Chris Evans in his gooboy voice as the dog drools adoringly on his face. “Don’t they? Yes, they do.”) Your husband Chris Evans insisted you spring for a land line when you bought your house because “real houses have phones in them” and you were like, this is a real house and we already have two phones in it, and your husband Chris Evans was like “not cell phones“ with that grossed-out hippie face he gets when he’s thinking about how modern technology is invasive and how he wants to be more present in life, and you were like LOL eyeroll, but then he got his arms around you and was like “i want a phone so people can call us at our house,” and you JUST KNEW he was thinking about when you have kids, and you were like, Ohh, God.

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Kaz: looks like he could kill you, will actually kill you
Matthias: looks like he could kill you, actually a cinnamon roll
Inej: looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you
Wylan: looks like a cinnamon roll, actually a cinnamon roll
Jesper: sinnamon roll
Nina: would kill for a cinnamon roll

Autism Acceptance Month Resources

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Things to do that support the Autistic community

General

Support the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN), an autistic-run nonprofit that does a lot of policy work

Support Autism Women’s Network (AWN), an autistic-run nonprofit dedicated to providing community and resources to Autistic women and girls.

Other Groups and Stuff to Support

Check out the Autism Acceptance Month Website (run by ASAN)

The #RedInstead Campaign instead of Light it up Blue

Follow the Autism Acceptance Day page started by Paula Durbin-Westby

Things to avoid 

Avoid Autism Speaks and Lighting it Up Blue, and organizations with a focus on cure, prevention, etc.

Avoid Posting Personal Details about your Autistic Relatives Online (links are explanations)

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Autism Acceptance Month Resources

How to dress your pākehā child up as Maui or Moana without appropriating Pasifika culture

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notcaycepollard:

What happens when your child asks to ‘dress up’ as Moana or Maui?

More specifically, what is the most appropriate response as a Pākehā parent when your child wants to dress up as a Polynesian heroine or hero?

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How to dress your pākehā child up as Maui or Moana without appropriating Pasifika culture