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So here’s a thought:

perspi-looks:

captainwondyful:

perspi-looks:

Steve Rogers gets himself an Instagram and follows Dwayne Johnson, as one does. 

The Rock posts one of his giant breakfast pictures, as he is wont to do.

Steve, lil shit that he is, responds with HIS enormous breakfast, insinuating that perhaps Dwayne Johnson’s breakfast isn’t actually all that much food and if he ate THAT he’d be hungry in, like, an hour.

It goes on like that, for WEEKS, good-natured teasing about how much food they eat spilling over into Twitter and callouts during interviews.

Until they agree to have breakfast together, and the last post about it is just a picture of the two of them, lying flat on the Rock’s living room floor with his dog sniffing at Steve’s head, both of them with big hands splayed over their bellies like they can’t possibly fit any more.

Neither will say who actually can eat more – every time they’re asked, they start in on how awesome the other is and how much respect they have for each other and how glad they are that they got to become friends.

This is everything I have ever wanted.

The first video on the Rock’s instagram gets posted at 4:15 AM – this is not uncommon, nor is the fact that he’s walking around his brightly-lit Iron Paradise. It’s more the bouncing that’s unusual.

“You know what the BEST THING about being buddies with CAPTAIN AMERICA is? Yesterday I got to meet the motherfucking Falcon. That’s right, SAM WILSON was here, was right here! I asked him what it was like to fly, and he grinned at me and then we did like, an hour and a half of planks and v-sits and he had me hanging from the TRX to hold planks and I swear I was shaking halfway through and he just laughed and said, ‘now imagine you have a couple rockets strapped to your ass, now you flyin.’ and I’m tellin’ you, THAT MAN is a fucking ROCK, it was amazing.”

The camera swings around to the barbell setups before coming back to Dwayne’s face. “He also told me that Steve Rogers knows almost nothing about weightlifting and Steve agreed he’s got no idea where his PR might be, so today is gonna be LEG DAY. My entire torso is fuckin’ killing me, but this is gonna be AWESOME. Stay tuned, y’all.”

The second video of the day comes in the afternoon; Dwayne looks exhausted but Steve Rogers looks plenty fresh and also a combination of sheepish and smug.

Dwayne opens with a deadpan, “Leg day.”

“I learned so much!” Steve is enthusiastic, almost bouncy. “This guy is a great teacher.”

“He also,” and the video pans around to the barbell setups seen earlier in the day, “broke my motherfucking gym.”

The thick barbell in the middle of the floor is wickedly bent, standing on its own in an inverted V. All of the big metal plates are scattered around the floor instead of on the racks, and several dumbbells are also twisted into odd shapes. One of the biggest weight plates is buried high in the far wall, only about half of it sticking out, like a giant ninja had thrown a shuriken.

“Don’t worry, Dwayne, we’ll figure out my deadlift PR eventually,” Steve’s voice comes from behind the camera.

“Man, fuck you,” Dwayne can be heard before the video cuts out.

The weight plate stays up in the brick wall; Dwayne doesn’t actually tell anyone that he’d asked if Steve could do that so he’d have a souvenir.

cottoncandydumpass:

wovlerines:

[ One scene sees Wolverine swearing at top of his voice at the 11-year-old. ]           Jackman revealed: “I just yelled, ’SHUT THE F*** UP!’

“At the end of 40 minutes of this I said [to Dafne’s mother], ‘Maria, I’ve got an 11-year-old and I’m just really sorry.’

“Maria said, ‘Aw don’t worry, she just called you a c***. In Spanish.’”

a;sfjksd THAT LAST LINE THO.

asynca:

Ugh. Reading a whole lot of ‘queer history’ posts on Tumblr that are exclusively North American. Elsewhere in the world, we have a different history, a different lexicon and different experiences. I have a different experience of coming out 21 years ago than someone in the USA would. Our politics were slightly different here, and still are.

For example ‘queer’ is just a mainstream word here in Australia. Perhaps some very old people (I’m thinking my late grandma) may have used it to mean ‘strange’, but I only ever heard the word referring to people who weren’t of mainstream sexes, sexualities or genders. The first time I heard that it was a slur was when a teenager demanded that I stop using ‘a slur’ to identify myself on my own Tumblr.  

I know Tumblr has a lot of US folks on it, but I think it’s important to remember that the USA is just one country, there are nearly 200 others. Your history is not everyone’s history. Your experience is not everyone’s experience. I will be respectful of your experiences where appropriate, but you also need to be respectful of mine. And that includes not trying to make me ashamed of the word that I use as my identity for any reason. 

Also Australian, also identify as queer. Worked for the AIDS council of NSW as a volunteer in the mid noughties, and queer was the generally accepted and used blanket term for the non-cis-het community and things associated with it. Queer spaces, queer music, queer club, queer lit, queer films, etc. Our branch office was small, hundreds of kilometres from a capital city. We had one bar. One. And everyone would meet there – gay, lesbian, bi, trans, WHATEVER, because our community wasn’t big enough to segregate much, and queer was the term that united us under one beautiful rainbow banner.

You don’t like a term, or don’t identify with it? Fine, don’t use it. But you don’t get to tell anyone else that their identity is wrong.