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tripleinvisiblegirlboy replied to your postI hit 12k followers how am I going to ruin this…

Up next: What artificial fruit flavor you think is the worst

Banana

Banana is the worst artificially or naturally. 

I have been saying this for years. Bananas are disgusting.

Preach! 👐

wow as someone who enjoys fake banana flavour once every year or so i’m unfollowing and you’re both gonna lose all your followers

don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

Let it hit em, hit em right in the nanner

@softbutchtaako I’d hit that nanner

what the fuck does that even mean

“fake banana flavor” you mean gros michel flavored? 😛

gross michel

okay fuck you for both the sentiment and the pun

Okay I can see the banana thing, but may I raise you

Grape

Yeah grape can fuck off

Artificial cherry is The Worst and needs to never happen again.

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TIL some chimpanzees and bonobos are beginning to display very primitive precursors to religious behaviour

via reddit.com

Ronald K. Siegel has studied the precursors of religious faith in African elephants and concludes that “elephants are aware of natural cycles, as they practice “moon worship,” waving branches at the waxing moon and engaging in ritual bathing when the moon is full.“[7] Observations by Pliny the elder also note supposed elephant reverence for the celestial bodies.[8]

fucking cool

forgot Jesus, I wanna convert to an elephant religion

We just gonna listen to Pliny the elder now?????

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die-comic:

For more information go read the first interview over at the Hollywood Reporter and subscribe to this tumblr. The Die website will be more stationary – this is very much the newsblog.

My suggested tag is #diecomic for this. DIE is too general and also very mean sounding. Let’s be nice.

It’s what Kieron’s been calling CODENAME SPANGLY NEW THING until now and it’s what Stephanie Hans, Clayton Cowles and Kieron Gillen have been cooking up over the last two years. We’re very excited.

My new book. 

oh nooooooooooo kieron HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE omfg and Stephanie’s art… and… AAAAAHHHHH

so it’s jumangi with dnd because holy SHIT

only scarier, bc instead of wild animals and a couple of things that might target you specifically, you’re in a world where EVERYTHING IS OUT TO GET YOU SPECIFICALLY because of the D…M…

Wait.

*counts the teens*

Kieron. KIERON. WHERE IS THE DM?????

One day soon, you’ll hear a car pull up to your curb, an engine cut out.  You’ll hear footsteps coming up your front walk.  Like they did for Edward Wayne Edwards, twenty-nine years after he killed Timothy Hack and Kelly Drew, in Sullivan, Wisconsin.  Like they did for Kenneth Lee Hicks, thirty years after he killed Lori Billingsley, in Aloha, Oregon.

The doorbell rings.

No side gates are left open.  You’re long past leaping over a fence.  Take one of your hyper, gulping breaths.  Clench your teeth.  Inch timidly toward the insistent bell.

This is how it ends for you.

“You’ll be silent forever, and I’ll be gone in the dark,” you threatened a victim once.

Open the door.  Show us your face.

Walk into the light.

Michelle McNamara, I’ll Be Gone In the Dark, referring to the EAR/ONS rapist and murderer who was finally arrested today after a decades long search. (via booksandfirelight)