tbh i easily have more’n twice as many if i got the tabs i haven’t re-opened from when i switched computers, so… BRING IT
I have 71 tabs open right now.
I know living through abuse isn’t a fucking competition, but I’d like to be able to tell myself, when the spectre of ‘BUT OTHERS HAD IT WORSE THAN YOU’ rises, “Yes, but what happened to you still fucking sucked” and have it somehow stick for good, rather than it being like a post-it note that I have to keep putting up again and again.
(adjective normally reserved for ornithology or Botany)+(lesser-known craft profession) i.e. Plileated Cooper, Spotted Milner, Variegated Millwright etc.
Un-knee-kway Dog. When asked for the spelling, it’s U-N-I-Q-U-E
(region)+(suspect activity)+Dog Ex: Arizona Loitering Dog, Jersey Arson Dog, Tahiti Treason Dog. Be sure to make up a GREAT story for WHY.
Son-Of-Many-Fathers
Small Dogs: Cat Breeds.
Large Dogs: Horse Breeds
Weird Dogs: Python Breeds.
(The longest German word you can pronounce without passing out)+Hund
(ridiculous British name)+(improbable game)+Hunting-Dog. Cudginton’s Elephant-Hunting-Dog, Humphrey’s Whaling Dog.
“What is he?” “A Dog.”
Act confused when asked to elaborate. Deny that breeds exist as anything other than a social construct and that you refuse to participate in a system that discriminates based on heritage, how dare they, throw a tantrum, get kicked out of the dog park. Never have to speak to Karen and her bratty, inbred cavalier spaniels again.
When I asked my buddy R what he figured his obvious mutt was, he said “American Brown Dog”.
I started using this two weeks ago with my parents and birdwatching. “Sam, what is that bird!” “North American Grey Bird. And that’s a special Canadian Two Footed Bird, you don’t see those that often this far south.”
Out here, you call them a ‘Bitzer’, as in, ‘bits-a-this and bits-a-that’.
Not really reading, today, just trying to improve my knowledge and recognition. This spread stuck out because it was all majors. (My deck is so pretty.)
knitting in the dark 