When an author–myself included–is saying “please buy my book,” please imagine a tiny asterisk after which is written “unless you are fiscally unable to do so right now, in which case we still love you, and we totally understand, because holy cheese, sometimes the power bill has to come first.” Other great ways to support authors:
* Libraries * Leaving reviews * Telling your friends about the book * Telling your enemies about the book * Destroying your enemies with the book * Using the book as kindling to burn the bodies of your enemies * Buying another copy from the used bookstore, thus keeping them in business while you find a new enemy
I am so thrilled that you’re able to buy new this holiday season, and my cats thank you as well. 🙂
Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
– submitted by Gene
why is he tearing down a wall with an axe
i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall
Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone
how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim
I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*
“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”
“Ha ha, and then what? 😉 ”
“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe
Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.
Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”
Ahahahahahahaha tbh I picture this happening literally every day for the first few weeks before DUM-E gets used to Metal arm guy
But also consider DUM-E’s live tweets outing various well-kept secrets among the Avengers (that even the occasional team member wasn’t aware of) without DUM-E even realising it
Dume (@dumdedumdum) Vibranium is worst metal because I AM NOT MADE OF ANY
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Tony’s sad. :(((( I will bring coffee!!!!
Dume (@dumdedumdum) It didn’t work. :(((
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
I’ll do something stupid to make him angry instead!!! :)))) Get wheel stuck on table!
I really like how The Good Doctor portrayed the Autism Parents™, all good-intentioned and loving their child, but not actually taking into account their child’s wants, and not thinking an autistic person can amount to anything… because so many parents of autistic kids are like that, and normally it’s portrayed as a positive thing, but here they showed that it was wrong to do.
Maybe I might actually watch this rather than AVOID like I have had to for so many shows that are purported to be about me and life for me and AREN’T.
It’s definitely a positive thing that all these sexual predators in Hollywood are getting outed, but I hope we’re also prepared to make the connection between these allegations and exactly why so many former child stars end up dead or institutionalised before they turn 30. These are not unconnected phenomena. Like, I realise the whole “former child star meltdown” meme is a comedy goldmine, but maybe some awareness of what we’re really laughing at?
^^^^
The percentage of drug users who are child abuse victims is not a small one. And there is a connection. Think about it.
“Ah. Like a mix between an electronic device on the fritz and what I imagine a baby raptor sounds like. Got it!”
I see, so it speaks fluent power drill.
The alarm seems to be going on your small furry device.
even after reading the comments I was not prepared
Fun fact: am currently sitting in a car shop while the nice mechanics change my tires. Sound of baby caracal indistinguishable from sound of power tools. Actually had to double check the video sound was on.
knitting in the dark 