As a reader, as a writer, and as a fan I can’t think of a single website that has given me more happiness than Archive of Our Own. Thank you so much to everyone who works so hard to make it such a wonderful place.
They’re here! Because you demanded it, and because I love you – more neurodivergent/Autistic Valentine’s Day cards! Please feel free to use and share these as you will. Just do remember to give me credit, please ❤
[Image description: A series of six Valentine’s Day cards featuring bright watercolor backgrounds with complimentary coloured bars containing white text. The cards read:
Your stims are stupendous; your happy makes me happy
I would talk on the phone for you; please don’t make me
You’re on my red list; let’s get out of here
I want to know everything about you; do you mind if I take notes?
I want to spend time in parallel existence with you; let’s be alone together
Your echolalia is enchanting; let’s back and forth
BAKING – stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)
BREAD – wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods
Trust the gods but also use bread flour, IT’S CALLED BREAD FLOUR FOR A REASON
If you’re making gluten free, even six different flours and two gums might not be enough to save you. Just accept that whatever you end up with won’t be bread and breathe. Don’t bother praying. The gods cannot help you.