postmetaectotranscendentalism:
Discworld is nice Bc half the plots sound like shitposts
Skeleton quits job to become fry cook
Wizards play football
Malls are actually a hive mind who feed on cities
welcome in, have a seat, stay awhile.
first female wizard fights institutional sexism
wizard goes to australia
shakespeare play defeats evil king
labyrinth but with tiny scottish men
cinderella in new orleans
german tourist visits low budget middle earth
A secret society summons a dragon so they could have a “hero” who’d listen to them come and slay the dragon and be crowned a king. The dragon burns down the secret society’s place and gets crowned a king instead. Them the dragon gets arrested.
How the Grim Reaper Saved Christmas.
“Is Everyone Here Trying to Have a Mulan Moment?”
Join the revolution, be your own dad
Morris dancers unironically save everyone.