I hate it when people tell me to trust my instincts. 100% of my instincts are:
– SHAME! THROW YOURSELF INTO THE SUN
– [error message + Eat an entire large papa john’s pizza and a package of break & bake cookies]
– Laugh to stop from crying, be aggressively mean or petty
– Fear-cry + try to fold into the smallest shape possible and become invisible
All this. Plus BONUS – ANXIETY! Are you afraid of something happening for no reason? YOU SHOULD BE.