reasons why amy santiago is already jewish:
- she says she wants holt to be her rabbi
- instead of calling it the spa or Turkish Bath, she refers to Jake going to The Shvitz. (ep: Old School)
- Jake wishes her Happy Chanukkah (in the episode Christmas)
- instead of getting holt one present, she had six small presents which is just one short of the full seven (see above)
- went to magnet school (it was probably day school)
- family events center around thanksgiving and never christmas & is in general way more obsessed with thanksgiving dinner than christmas or other holidays
- is cuban, and there’s definitely a cuban jewish population (one of the local cantors where i am is cuban!)
reasons why amy santiago wasn’t already jewish but converted to judaism:
- she saw a complete collection of the talmud and fell in love with the cross-indexing
- that one time she was like “i LOVE complex and obscure rules” when getting paperwork approved for holt
- wants a rabbi in her life (both holt and a real rabbi)
- loves books a whole lot so probably read the recommended reading list in a week
- shavuot is an all night study session and that is the best kind of holiday amy santiago has ever heard of she would convert based on that alone