keshetchai:

reasons why amy santiago is already jewish:

  • she says she wants holt to be her rabbi
  • instead of calling it the spa or Turkish Bath, she refers to Jake going to The Shvitz. (ep: Old School)
  • Jake wishes her Happy Chanukkah (in the episode Christmas)
  • instead of getting holt one present, she had six small presents which is just one short of the full seven (see above)
  • went to magnet school (it was probably day school)
  • family events center around thanksgiving and never christmas & is in general way more obsessed with thanksgiving dinner than christmas or other holidays
  • is cuban, and there’s definitely a cuban jewish population (one of the local cantors where i am is cuban!)

reasons why amy santiago wasn’t already jewish but converted to judaism:

  • she saw a complete collection of the talmud and fell in love with the cross-indexing 
  • that one time she was like “i LOVE complex and obscure rules” when getting paperwork approved for holt 
  • wants a rabbi in her life (both holt and a real rabbi)
  • loves books a whole lot so probably read the recommended reading list in a week 
  • shavuot is an all night study session and that is the best kind of holiday amy santiago has ever heard of she would convert based on that alone 

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