nimblermortal:

iguanamouth:

lobstersandspoons submitted:

this recipe has beem sitting in my inbox for actual months while ive been frozen in fear,  “you GOTTA do it, you gotta eat the goblin sandwiches” says the very greasy gargoyle perched on my shoulder , but the OTHER gargoyle thats connected to my mouth says bad taste, bad taste, bad ? taste bad ? and  theyre both SO loud and i dont want to hear them anymore. im casting this off into the ocean. this is someone elses problem now

We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry, thirsty roots?

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