Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.
*slams fists on table*
THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED
*runs into wall* THEY HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE DATING
*shakes fist at room* IT’S JUST SEX THEY SWEAR
*gasps in shock* WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’RE BONDED?!
*internal screaming* BUT HE DOESN’T LIKE ME! WHAT DO YOU MEAN RON???!!!
*blank horror* WHY DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY ROOM WITH HIM OUT OF ALL PEOPLE?!?
*blushes* SHE’S WRITING HER FIRST NOVEL AND I SERVE HER COFFEE EVERY DAY JUST THE WAY SHE LIKES IT BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW I EXIST…
knitting in the dark 