Offering tarot readings so I can afford meds and rent

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storyinmypocket:

Hi, Tumblr. I’m a queer genderfluid Latinx Pagan, working a full-time job with bipolar disorder, anxiety, and PTSD. While I can get by when things are going well, I moved at the end of October, and had several unexpected expenses that came up, including $325 in locksmith fees when my keys went missing. (Yes, I got scammed. Beware locksmiths who tell you it’s just $15 to come out, and the locks are $35 and up. The “and up” will excuse all manner of fuckery, and they probably won’t even be able to unlock your door.)

I’m offering tarot readings so I can make ends meet this month. I need meds (a monthly supply is over $100 by itself when you factor in both the prescriptions and the OTC stuff like allergy meds and prilosec) and cat litter, and ideally a good chunk of January’s rent so I don’t have to pay $110 in late fees again. For that reason, I’m asking a lower price than I would otherwise.

One-card readings are $2, three-card readings are $5, and 5-card readings are $7. For more complex readings (9 cards and above), I charge a flat $15. The only exception is for polyamorous relationship readings, which are $30 for polycules of more than three people, because they tend to require multiple layouts to fully map all the relationships involved. I’m happy to do them, they’ll just take time and a lot of space.

I’ve been reading tarot since 1994, and read professionally back in 2005, when I was living in New Orleans. Although I’m happy to read for any topic, I specialize in:

  • Relationship readings, especially for QUILTBAG, poly, and kinky folks. Need a reading that accounts for unique relationship dynamics, or three or more people? I’ll be happy to do that for you.
  • New Year’s readings, focusing on what you’re bringing with you from 2017, and what’s yet to come in 2018.
  • Spirituality, particularly questions about what’s going on with your chosen god(s) and how to improve your relationship with them.
  • EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE. WHY. No, really, if it feels like everything’s falling apart, I have a couple of different spreads I can do to shed light on what’s going wrong, what you’re better off leaving behind, and how best to rebuild.
  • Readings for other diviners. Have specific associations with certain cards, and you just need someone else to lay the cards out for you without giving you their own interpretation? I’ll give you 50% off the cost of any reading if all you need is a copy of the results, sans interpretation.

I’m also offering an eleven-rune reading for $9. I read with the Anglo-Saxon Futhorc as opposed to the conventional Norse Futhark. Spiritual questions only, 

What you get: unless you request otherwise, I’ll email you a pdf file with a picture of the reading, a list of card/rune positions and what they mean, and my interpretations.

I accept payment over PayPal at https://www.paypal.me/storyinmypocket

If you don’t need a reading, or can’t afford to help, please reblog. I’m really struggling right now, and I’m doing my best to provide something of value in exchange, so every signal boost helps. Also, if I give you a reading and you like what I do, please reblog and say so.

Want details on the decks I use/looking to request a specific deck? More info on that under the cut.

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Hi y’all, so this is my dear dear DEAR TO MY HEART partner Jaqui (sometimes Jacks when I’m feeling silly) and we had to leave them behind in Florida when the Great Landlord Debacle went down. Not only do we miss them horribly, but they helped us out a lot when we were trying to get by and they were the only one bringing in much money.

I can definitely attest that their readings are top fuckin notch. They’ve read for me before and honestly I got some of the clearest (and most smack-upside-the-head, honestly) results I’ve ever gotten from a reading.

They are a wonderful person who’s been through a fucking LOT in the past year alone, and if you have any interest or know anyone who might, we’d love a signalboost. Thank you so much!

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