renovation of my building has begun in earnest. there’s two occupied apartments left on my floor, and despite there being a HUGE SIGN taped to my door that says “DO NOT DISTURB OCCUPIED” a workman decided to open it this morning. and of course this happened while I was topless and holding a sword, because why the fuck not? 🙃🙃🙃
did you defeat him in combat to retain your warriors honor
I just gave him some really intense eye contact while he backed away and shut the door. I don’t know what he was expecting, but a half-naked woman wearing llama pajama pants, glowering furiously, and holding a sword probably wasn’t it.
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