Witch Tip #154

morkaischosen:

kittydesade:

violent-darts:

onlyinankhmorpork:

dovewithscales:

copperbadge:

breelandwalker:

dharmagun:

youcantseebutimmakingaface:

witchtips:

Wearing a peach pit around your neck will ward off evil.

Bad witch tip: several peach pits and a sling shot will ward of everything else

worse witch tip: a few peach pits correctly distilled will produce cyanide, which should sort yer problems out nicely.

Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic Evil

Magrat, Nanny Ogg, Granny Weatherwax. 

Still worse witch tip: The skulls of the people you poisoned with the cyanide can be used in spells to compel the evil you were warding off to do your bidding.

aaaand there’s Black Aliss.

Long term tip: planting a peach-tree from the peach-pit will give you peaches, which taste good, and can be used to produce social alliances within the community, and also to make peaches and cream, which is I’ve found more effective at warding off evil than anything bar salt and iron. 

Plus other witches will then come to you looking for peach pits. 

While we’re talking about peaches, never accept them from suspiciously pretty men with pointy smiles and self-contradictory invitations. 

I don’t think it really needs saying at this point, but we have our Tiffany.