pixielpoop:

jeeves-the-consulting-detective:

dividedconsciousness:

This man’s optimism keeps me alive

There will be a day I don’t reblog this after seeing it on my dash. Today is not that day.

No but – to anyone who doesn’t know a single magpie is bad. There’s a nursery rhyme for it;

“ One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret,
Never to be told.
Eight for a wish,
Nine for a kiss,
Ten for a bird,
You must not miss.”

He knows he must be fucked if there’s only one Magpie