copperbadge:

amemait:

cptnstevens:

“The Winter Soldier is a stone cold killer on screen but in real life Sebastian Stan had trouble keeping his pants on.” [x]

Fuckit.

copperbadge

is RDJ going to need to help this poor boy as well?

“It’s tough when you have a beltless costume, I know. And being active doesn’t help either.”

“So like…do I use that spray glue stuff girls use in Miss America pageants or what?”

“Stairmaster.”

“Beg pardon?”

“You need more booty, Stan. That way nothing slips down over it. You gotta have like, an ass you could serve lunch off of.”

“…that makes an upsetting amount of sense." 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans Sebastian Stan on his Life Choices]